and then Jon B. showed up, followed by JZ and Hec, and I introduced all 3 of them to my best friend as "those internet people."

JZ's not pregnant either.

But what about YOU? Have you become a Wonder Of Science(TM)?

But I'm glad we were hanging around in the funhouse which is your brain.

I don't know if you were Jon's entourage, or what.

Even if it was "confusion" on his part--it is EASILY checked and should have been double checked before he testified. I can't believe the prosecution wouldn't do that. It's insane.

Oh, yes. Absolutely. I just am trying to figure out the how on his part. That the prosecution didn't watch the frigging episode in question is unbelievable.

I don't know how to file Andrea Yates in my head, so I just don't. She lives in the pile of stuff I don't know how to process. It's a big pile, but she's always right near the top.

But what about YOU?

I am capable of a pregnant pause.

Have you become a Wonder Of Science(TM)?

I actually went with the cut-rate discount Blunder Of Science(TM).

As a matter of historical fact, however, my very existence is dependent on 20th century science.

I actually went with the cut-rate discount Blunder Of Science(TM).

Where, instead of exclaiming "Eureka!", you exclaim "Oh, SHIT!"?

Re: the mysterious Buffista pregnancy.

It is ever so very much not me, thank any God, Goddess, or Combination thereof that might be responsible. While my jeans are a tad tight I can lay that firmly at the door of Too Much Good Chocolate over the past month.

I don't doubt there is a case and he did not pull it out of his ass. However...expert witness? Hello? He should know a little about the testimony thing by now, he makes crapzillions on it. Homicide detectives work hundreds of murders a year for a lot less money and they can't do that. There was a case like that in AYOKS...seasoned detective talking particulars in court, blah de blah.Something strikes the prosecutor wrong. Detective says "Oh, I'm sorry. Wrong murder." Oops. Instant mistrial and bunky retires in a patrol car in the Western District. Don't you hate it when that happens?

When I found out my friend here in town was pregnant I immediately reached to make sure my Ortho Evra patch was firmly in place. It's too soon for me.

Later this year, maybe. Or, uh, not.

Where, instead of exclaiming "Eureka!", you exclaim "Oh, SHIT!"?

More of an Oz-ian, "Huh."

Meara-ing to start, I mean, continue the day...

totally off the beaten track

Every time I read this I read it as "totally off the beat bh en track". I had to do a double take.

I want to go thrift store shopping.

OMG that sounds awesome right about now. Sometimes I can find the coolest clothes at the thrift store or salvation army

vw paid off her car

Congratulations!

Is there a word for Buffista addiction?

I think the term "Buffista" speaks for itself.

Congratulations on the tatoo, Kristin.

That's a beautiful symbol. I've thought about getting a tattoo many times but I haven't found a picture/symbol that I liked enough to get it permanently affixed to my body.

Okay, I had a dream last night that one of you was pregnant.

Not it.

Hello, Bells, and welcome!

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Nope, I got nothin'. The insomnia fairy did *not* visit last night, but that just means I got enough sleep to realize how horribly sleep-deprived I really am. There was a brief flurry of very wet snow by where I work, which means when it's tme for me to head for the bus tonight, it will be all icy and slippery, oh yay. I still would like a nap, some hot cocoa, and to be taken thrift store shopping. And then perhaps another nap, and a really good meal, and then lounge around drinking absinthe. I do *not* want to be at work, staring at tech help topics.