Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jan 16, 2005 7:58:18 pm PST #7013 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Are you going to have to drag yourself into work with your boss gone?

Tomorrow's a holiday. But I will probably dope up on Dayquil and go in to at least write up a status email on All The Shit I Had To Do While She Was Gone.

Since she left me with nine (9!) lateral candidates in various stages of arrangement, and no notes whatsoever, I want to make sure our big boss is cognizant of my contributions while I got further and further behind on my year end goals.


Kat - Jan 16, 2005 8:01:14 pm PST #7014 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Tim Robbins towers over Natalie Portman!

ETA link taken out cause broken.


DavidS - Jan 16, 2005 8:05:53 pm PST #7015 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tim Robbins towers over Natalie Portman!

In the picture I got, it was Clive and RZ. (I think she makes a big show of losing the Bridget Jones weight every year to say, "Look, it was just for a character!" Also, the brunette is not good on her. However, I'm not a Renee hater.)


P.M. Marc - Jan 16, 2005 8:07:55 pm PST #7016 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tim Robbins towers over Natalie Portman!

I had William-Fucking-Shatner.


Kat - Jan 16, 2005 8:08:31 pm PST #7017 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Okay. That's random.


Alibelle - Jan 16, 2005 8:10:07 pm PST #7018 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Again, I'll be over here with Plei. And Shatner, apparently.


P.M. Marc - Jan 16, 2005 8:11:27 pm PST #7019 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Kat, they seem to be adding pictures, and because they are rat bastards, they add to the front not the back. I was trying to go through the slideshow, and it next kept getting me back to the pictures I'd been at before.


beth b - Jan 16, 2005 8:21:39 pm PST #7020 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I love the watch and post for award shows. I don't watch them - but I get to see all the dresses.

Polter-cow quoted the part of scrotal saftey link that I really wanted to quote.

cats - I had two, they came that way. Might have to get another because the other is in need of a playmate. and my foot in the middle of the night- does not wish to become an object that is to be hunted.

So Consuela did not go to a show with her sister - her sister planned a surprise party for her... that was a face worth seeing, but oddly, no one remembered a camera. which makes me ask - did JZ stay home to nurse you,david? I had been looking forward to seeing her.


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2005 8:25:32 pm PST #7021 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I got Orlando Bloom.

So I'm not complaining. But the slideshow pages are unreliable.

I think, whether or not they breed, Dolly should boff Prince. He's such a pretty little thing.

Okay, Eva's dress is on crack. I think Felicity looks the best. Teri's dress wacks out, Marcia's is oddly dowdy, and Nicolette -- the neckline's too low, but there's no threat of nipple. She's not quite Angie Harmon-style, but still. Push 'em up. Hell, from what we've seen, they don't need that much pushing. Still, she does win best improved.


JenP - Jan 16, 2005 8:26:04 pm PST #7022 of 10002

her sister planned a surprise party for her

Aww. Yay. Totally fell for it, did she? That's fun.