I love the watch and post for award shows. I don't watch them - but I get to see all the dresses.

Polter-cow quoted the part of scrotal saftey link that I really wanted to quote.

cats - I had two, they came that way. Might have to get another because the other is in need of a playmate. and my foot in the middle of the night- does not wish to become an object that is to be hunted.

So Consuela did not go to a show with her sister - her sister planned a surprise party for her... that was a face worth seeing, but oddly, no one remembered a camera. which makes me ask - did JZ stay home to nurse you,david? I had been looking forward to seeing her.

I got Orlando Bloom.

So I'm not complaining. But the slideshow pages are unreliable.

I think, whether or not they breed, Dolly should boff Prince. He's such a pretty little thing.

Okay, Eva's dress is on crack. I think Felicity looks the best. Teri's dress wacks out, Marcia's is oddly dowdy, and Nicolette -- the neckline's too low, but there's no threat of nipple. She's not quite Angie Harmon-style, but still. Push 'em up. Hell, from what we've seen, they don't need that much pushing. Still, she does win best improved.

her sister planned a surprise party for her

Aww. Yay. Totally fell for it, did she? That's fun.

Dolly should boff Prince. He's such a pretty little thing.

You misspelled Lee.

So Consuela did not go to a show with her sister - her sister planned a surprise party for her

I KNEW THIS! I was being sneaky. Also, sad I coudn't make it.

You know what, Orlando Bloom has a nice voice.

Okay, Dolly should boff Lee. Whatever floats your boat.

I so didn't have the energy to watch the actual awards past the first two. Which went to very pretty people, but I like pictures more.

Still, I'd have liked to have seen Orlando, to see how he handles himself in public appearances these days.

Dolly should boff Prince.

::snickers:: I missed the beginning of this conversation, and now, the only Dolly I can think of is Dolly the Sheep. Oy, the mental image.

I don't get the Prince love. He's a great musician. Other than that, he's all yours.

He's a great musician

Well, that's a million parts of it. Okay, I also think he's tremendously pretty, but DAMN. He's incandescent musically. I don't think singing is as sexy as some folks do, but so much of his songs are sex, and so well done, that even though he's five foot and hope, wears more makeup than I do, and presses his hair -- oh, in a hot second.