Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2005 11:08:48 am PST #3242 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe it's a penis in a cup.


sarameg - Jan 05, 2005 11:09:13 am PST #3243 of 10002

A co-worker just (cheerily) told me he has something to give me that's not appropriate at work. Then he disappeared.

Are you now in hiding?

I dislike having an office so close to the men's restroom.


Maria - Jan 05, 2005 11:09:54 am PST #3244 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Maybe it's a penis in a cup.

Like an overgrown swizzle stick?


msbelle - Jan 05, 2005 11:11:01 am PST #3245 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ita, that's disturbing.

sara, so is that.

I just talked to my dad. he told me to stock up on food in case of storms. like I live in the hinter lands.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2005 11:11:47 am PST #3246 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Matt, are you an exempt employee or not? They don't have to pay exempt employees more for working longer hours, right?

I don't think I'm exempt, if I'm reading the FLSA laws correctly. Certainly not if having hiring/firing power over 2 fulltime employees remains one of the qualifiers.

It's become a media-highlighted pissing contest.

Am I alone or overly cynical in thinking that all the publicity about DiCaprio giving money to relief efforts was studio-helmed PR to drum up interest in his new film? When the anchor on ABC news asked him about particulars this morning, he got a startled look and started saying "I don't know the specifics..." before he caught himself.


Fred Pete - Jan 05, 2005 11:11:58 am PST #3247 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Maybe it's a penis in a cup.

Actually, that's perfectly normal. On athletic fields.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2005 11:12:49 am PST #3248 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe it's a penis in a cup.

I'm seeing more of a champagne flute.


msbelle - Jan 05, 2005 11:13:46 am PST #3249 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

diamond encrusted pimp athletic cups

thank you all for taking my brain there.


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2005 11:14:26 am PST #3250 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

having hiring/firing power over 2 fulltime employees remains one of the qualifiers.

I don't think so. I'm exempt, and have always been -- it's more been a function of hourly or salaried, as I read it.

Now I can no longer look this co-worker in the face. Best not look at him at all, just in case.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 05, 2005 11:14:39 am PST #3251 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Like an overgrown swizzle stick?

That depends on the penis, doesn't it?