You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Jan 05, 2005 11:11:58 am PST #3247 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Maybe it's a penis in a cup.

Actually, that's perfectly normal. On athletic fields.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2005 11:12:49 am PST #3248 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe it's a penis in a cup.

I'm seeing more of a champagne flute.


msbelle - Jan 05, 2005 11:13:46 am PST #3249 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

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thank you all for taking my brain there.


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2005 11:14:26 am PST #3250 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

having hiring/firing power over 2 fulltime employees remains one of the qualifiers.

I don't think so. I'm exempt, and have always been -- it's more been a function of hourly or salaried, as I read it.

Now I can no longer look this co-worker in the face. Best not look at him at all, just in case.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 05, 2005 11:14:39 am PST #3251 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Like an overgrown swizzle stick?

That depends on the penis, doesn't it?


Maria - Jan 05, 2005 11:19:41 am PST #3252 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

That depends on the penis, doesn't it?

I'm just being optimistic. If you're going to get a penis in a cup, it might as well be a big one. Why would someone go to all the trouble for a barely perceptable one?

Now I can no longer look this co-worker in the face. Best not look at him at all, just in case.

Well I wonder why. I'd refrain from drinking beverages too. No need for the imagination to ruin the pleasure of a good cup of coffee, tea, or alcohol.


Ginger - Jan 05, 2005 11:21:41 am PST #3253 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If you're going to get a penis in a cup, it might as well be a big one.

A big penis or a big cup?


lisah - Jan 05, 2005 11:21:46 am PST #3254 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

Certainly not if having hiring/firing power over 2 fulltime employees remains one of the qualifiers.

It's not. I'm exempt and I have none of that power. (Or maybe I do...I'ma try to fire someone and see what happens...) As far as I know it is hourly = non-exempt and salaried = exempt. We don't get paid any more or (officially) get comp time for any hours over 40 that we work.


DXMachina - Jan 05, 2005 11:21:53 am PST #3255 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

he's my new favorite.

Hey!


sarameg - Jan 05, 2005 11:22:09 am PST #3256 of 10002

sara, so is that.

I was talking pretty much about the occasional stink.

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And that is SO MUCH MORE disturbing than stink.

Or the person in there whistling right now.