Like an overgrown swizzle stick?
That depends on the penis, doesn't it?
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 05, 2005 11:14:39 am PST #3251 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Maria - Jan 05, 2005 11:19:41 am PST #3252 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
That depends on the penis, doesn't it?
I'm just being optimistic. If you're going to get a penis in a cup, it might as well be a big one. Why would someone go to all the trouble for a barely perceptable one?
Now I can no longer look this co-worker in the face. Best not look at him at all, just in case.
Well I wonder why. I'd refrain from drinking beverages too. No need for the imagination to ruin the pleasure of a good cup of coffee, tea, or alcohol.
Ginger - Jan 05, 2005 11:21:41 am PST #3253 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
If you're going to get a penis in a cup, it might as well be a big one.
A big penis or a big cup?
lisah - Jan 05, 2005 11:21:46 am PST #3254 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
Certainly not if having hiring/firing power over 2 fulltime employees remains one of the qualifiers.
It's not. I'm exempt and I have none of that power. (Or maybe I do...I'ma try to fire someone and see what happens...) As far as I know it is hourly = non-exempt and salaried = exempt. We don't get paid any more or (officially) get comp time for any hours over 40 that we work.
DXMachina - Jan 05, 2005 11:21:53 am PST #3255 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
he's my new favorite.
Hey!
sarameg - Jan 05, 2005 11:22:09 am PST #3256 of 10002
sara, so is that.
I was talking pretty much about the occasional stink.
diamond encrusted pimp athletic cups
And that is SO MUCH MORE disturbing than stink.
Or the person in there whistling right now.
Jesse - Jan 05, 2005 11:23:35 am PST #3257 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You people are slaying me. I don't even know where to start.
Instead I will mention that Brad Whitford wrote tonight's West Wing.
Scrappy - Jan 05, 2005 11:23:51 am PST #3258 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Am I alone or overly cynical in thinking that all the publicity about DiCaprio giving money to relief efforts was studio-helmed PR to drum up interest in his new film?
Maybe, but he has a very strong and consistent track record of giving and supporting charities, so I am inclined to believe this one.
msbelle - Jan 05, 2005 11:27:12 am PST #3259 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Hey! go bother ita and you can regain the title. I am sure whatever he has for her is not really as good as the anticipation, which is not unlike torture. He should keep walking by her desk until 5.
sara, blame these people - they keep going there. my mind is just a helpless passenger.
§ ita § - Jan 05, 2005 11:33:39 am PST #3260 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
whatever he has for her is not really as good as the anticipation
My anticipation is akin to fear right now, so it'd better be better.
And it's not like he told me when I could get it, before he vanished into his sanctum.