Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Astarte - Dec 23, 2004 8:45:27 am PST #269 of 10002
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Yep, planning ahead, me. Blame my Dad, whose present when I moved into my first apt was, you guessed it, a fire extinguisher.

Sadly, the local news the last few days has reinforced the need to be prepared. And I don't want the first fire in my new home to be my last one.


DavidS - Dec 23, 2004 8:58:37 am PST #270 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Can we trust Hec to lock up?

Sure! Leave your keys with me. Shoo! Go home. I'll park your car and backup your computer too, no problem. Why don't you leave your checkbook with me? I'll balance it for you! You know it would help if you gave me a list of your PINs, and your checking account number. 'Cuz then I could double check online. Oh wait! Before you go, could you sign this real quick? Power of Attorney - no big. Happy Holidays! You'll be so surprised at how much I'll have done by New Year. You just go off and relax. Have some nog and Charlie Brown Christmas. I'll take care of things.


§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 8:59:19 am PST #271 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll take care of things.

Uhuh.


amych - Dec 23, 2004 8:59:51 am PST #272 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

t buys Hec another drink

t slips in a nice sleepy pill


DavidS - Dec 23, 2004 9:00:10 am PST #273 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Uhuh.

Do you want me to pick up your Mom at the airport while I'm at it?


DavidS - Dec 23, 2004 9:01:03 am PST #274 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

slips in a nice sleepy pill

Drizzle, drazzle, drozzle....:: fwump::


shrift - Dec 23, 2004 9:01:14 am PST #275 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have to stay until 6 because I didn't get here until 10, due to a very large amount of snow on my car and on the roads, and me being a lazy bastard. So Hec can get the lights and I'll get the locks.

Shrift -- I dreamt about you.

Way to startle a girl.

But yesterday was that kind of day, apparently. Had a guy serenade me on the street yesterday morning. Had guys calling my cell in the afternoon. Had a guy tail me out of the comic shop, flag me down in the parking lot, and ask me out to dinner.

Maybe the universe thought I needed attention, whether I wanted it or not.

You were wearing a shirt that said "Hmm. If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have done it long ago."

I hope it implies I did something dastardly.

Or maybe I dreamed about the shirt, and then you were wearing it. It's really all you did.

I wear shirts. It's a skill I have.


DavidS - Dec 23, 2004 9:01:59 am PST #276 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wear shirts. It's a skill I have.

I resent this skill.


§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 9:02:44 am PST #277 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I hope it implies I did something dastardly.

Either that, or you discovered the Unifying Theory Of Fandom and fixed them all.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 23, 2004 9:03:46 am PST #278 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Drizzle, drazzle, drozzle....:: fwump::

Time for this rump to go bump?