Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Dec 23, 2004 9:01:14 am PST #275 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have to stay until 6 because I didn't get here until 10, due to a very large amount of snow on my car and on the roads, and me being a lazy bastard. So Hec can get the lights and I'll get the locks.

Shrift -- I dreamt about you.

Way to startle a girl.

But yesterday was that kind of day, apparently. Had a guy serenade me on the street yesterday morning. Had guys calling my cell in the afternoon. Had a guy tail me out of the comic shop, flag me down in the parking lot, and ask me out to dinner.

Maybe the universe thought I needed attention, whether I wanted it or not.

You were wearing a shirt that said "Hmm. If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have done it long ago."

I hope it implies I did something dastardly.

Or maybe I dreamed about the shirt, and then you were wearing it. It's really all you did.

I wear shirts. It's a skill I have.


DavidS - Dec 23, 2004 9:01:59 am PST #276 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wear shirts. It's a skill I have.

I resent this skill.


§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 9:02:44 am PST #277 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I hope it implies I did something dastardly.

Either that, or you discovered the Unifying Theory Of Fandom and fixed them all.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 23, 2004 9:03:46 am PST #278 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Drizzle, drazzle, drozzle....:: fwump::

Time for this rump to go bump?


Nilly - Dec 23, 2004 9:10:48 am PST #279 of 10002
Swouncing

t Skipping lots and lots

t Poking head

t Wishing everybody who celebrates happy holidays

t Wishing everybody good days and all sorts of good things, regardless of dates

t Having to go *poof*


shrift - Dec 23, 2004 9:11:21 am PST #280 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I resent this skill.

It's winter; the alternative is hypothermia. And possibly jail time.

Either that, or you discovered the Unifying Theory Of Fandom and fixed them all.

I am seekrit puppetmaster. All your strings are belong to me. Dance, fandom, dance!


DavidS - Dec 23, 2004 9:17:54 am PST #281 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's winter; the alternative is hypothermia. And possibly jail time.

considers the alternative...


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 9:21:08 am PST #282 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hec, are you a fan of those "women in prison" movies?


Frankenbuddha - Dec 23, 2004 9:28:03 am PST #283 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hec, are you a fan of those "women in prison" movies?

Ever been in a Turkish prison, Billy?


Theodosia - Dec 23, 2004 9:28:35 am PST #284 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I bought a bunch of Xmas gifts at Lush. I am the only person in my department at work today. This is not unconnected....