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DavidS - Dec 23, 2004 8:58:37 am PST #270 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Can we trust Hec to lock up?

Sure! Leave your keys with me. Shoo! Go home. I'll park your car and backup your computer too, no problem. Why don't you leave your checkbook with me? I'll balance it for you! You know it would help if you gave me a list of your PINs, and your checking account number. 'Cuz then I could double check online. Oh wait! Before you go, could you sign this real quick? Power of Attorney - no big. Happy Holidays! You'll be so surprised at how much I'll have done by New Year. You just go off and relax. Have some nog and Charlie Brown Christmas. I'll take care of things.

§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 8:59:19 am PST #271 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll take care of things.

Uhuh.

amych - Dec 23, 2004 8:59:51 am PST #272 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

t buys Hec another drink

t slips in a nice sleepy pill

DavidS - Dec 23, 2004 9:00:10 am PST #273 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Uhuh.

Do you want me to pick up your Mom at the airport while I'm at it?

DavidS - Dec 23, 2004 9:01:03 am PST #274 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

slips in a nice sleepy pill

Drizzle, drazzle, drozzle....:: fwump::

shrift - Dec 23, 2004 9:01:14 am PST #275 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have to stay until 6 because I didn't get here until 10, due to a very large amount of snow on my car and on the roads, and me being a lazy bastard. So Hec can get the lights and I'll get the locks.

Shrift -- I dreamt about you.

Way to startle a girl.

But yesterday was that kind of day, apparently. Had a guy serenade me on the street yesterday morning. Had guys calling my cell in the afternoon. Had a guy tail me out of the comic shop, flag me down in the parking lot, and ask me out to dinner.

Maybe the universe thought I needed attention, whether I wanted it or not.

You were wearing a shirt that said "Hmm. If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have done it long ago."

I hope it implies I did something dastardly.

Or maybe I dreamed about the shirt, and then you were wearing it. It's really all you did.

I wear shirts. It's a skill I have.

DavidS - Dec 23, 2004 9:01:59 am PST #276 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wear shirts. It's a skill I have.

I resent this skill.

§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 9:02:44 am PST #277 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I hope it implies I did something dastardly.

Either that, or you discovered the Unifying Theory Of Fandom and fixed them all.

Frankenbuddha - Dec 23, 2004 9:03:46 am PST #278 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Drizzle, drazzle, drozzle....:: fwump::

Time for this rump to go bump?

Nilly - Dec 23, 2004 9:10:48 am PST #279 of 10002
Swouncing

t Skipping lots and lots

t Poking head

t Wishing everybody who celebrates happy holidays

t Wishing everybody good days and all sorts of good things, regardless of dates

t Having to go *poof*

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