This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Dec 23, 2004 8:30:47 am PST #261 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I'm done for the day. Out to score firewood and a fire extinguisher.

Heh. It's always good to plan ahead.


shrift - Dec 23, 2004 8:31:59 am PST #262 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Okay, y'all can't close up when I have to be here for another four hours.


DavidS - Dec 23, 2004 8:32:48 am PST #263 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Okay, y'all can't close up when I have to be here for another four hours.

We're leaving at 3pm PST today. So I'll be here slightly longer than four hours.


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 8:32:58 am PST #264 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I dunno - can we trust shrift to lock up?

eta: Hec ruined my funny....

Can we trust Hec to lock up?


Gudanov - Dec 23, 2004 8:34:08 am PST #265 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

I'm still working, just too busy to post.


§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 8:35:57 am PST #266 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Shrift -- I dreamt about you.

You were wearing a shirt that said "Hmm. If I'd known it was this easy, I'd have done it long ago."

Or maybe I dreamed about the shirt, and then you were wearing it. It's really all you did.


juliana - Dec 23, 2004 8:40:19 am PST #267 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

That would be bad. Especially for those of us still stuck at work.

Yes it would. And for those of us stuck here tomorrow, as well. I may have to bring in a book or a computer game.

My poor Big!Boss. His wife's grandfather just died, so they have to make an unplanned trip to WI for the weekend. He's been waiting for the overnight arrivals because his wife's Christmas gift should have arrived via UPS today. It didn't. It went from San Diego to Louisville (this is apparently a normal route?) and is now stuck there due to the weather. This will not be a good weekend for him.


Fred Pete - Dec 23, 2004 8:44:30 am PST #268 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Office closes at 2. Staying to get one last project to boss, because he's out next week.

Hey, it'll only take 15 minutes. I could still be out by 2.


Astarte - Dec 23, 2004 8:45:27 am PST #269 of 10002
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Yep, planning ahead, me. Blame my Dad, whose present when I moved into my first apt was, you guessed it, a fire extinguisher.

Sadly, the local news the last few days has reinforced the need to be prepared. And I don't want the first fire in my new home to be my last one.


DavidS - Dec 23, 2004 8:58:37 am PST #270 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Can we trust Hec to lock up?

Sure! Leave your keys with me. Shoo! Go home. I'll park your car and backup your computer too, no problem. Why don't you leave your checkbook with me? I'll balance it for you! You know it would help if you gave me a list of your PINs, and your checking account number. 'Cuz then I could double check online. Oh wait! Before you go, could you sign this real quick? Power of Attorney - no big. Happy Holidays! You'll be so surprised at how much I'll have done by New Year. You just go off and relax. Have some nog and Charlie Brown Christmas. I'll take care of things.