I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2004: Well, I Wasn't Expecting That.  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2004? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


Toddson - Jan 10, 2005 8:29:47 am PST #879 of 962
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Thanks for the compliment and advice - it's growing out, I'm getting my hair cut Saturday which will get rid of most of it (my hair grows fast). But I do learn ... this was just kind of embarrassing.

As to why? well ... all the other kids are doing it!


DavidS - Jan 10, 2005 8:41:39 am PST #880 of 962
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm getting my hair cut Saturday which will get rid of most of it (my hair grows fast)

Okay, I'm somewhat mollified by this. Though I should note that several times during the DC F2F I had to remind myself that petting your hair would be socially forward, not to mention inappropriate on my honeymoon.


Toddson - Jan 10, 2005 8:45:52 am PST #881 of 962
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

(blush)


Topic!Cindy - Jan 10, 2005 9:15:27 am PST #882 of 962
What is even happening?

Yup. Except for the monstrously expensive guy who did my hair for my wedding, every salon dye job I've ever had has been an unqualified disaster. My hair is not safe in other people's hands.
See this is why I stick with Denise, even through the cuts where we haven't communicated well with each other. Her cuts are always good, even when they're not what I thought I asked for, and she is a fantastic colorist.


Steph L. - Jan 10, 2005 9:25:02 am PST #883 of 962
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I colored my hair once. The result was less than pleasing. Unless hair the color of old brass is pleasing. (Hint: not on me, it ain't.) My stylist forgave me and cut off about 4 inches of the offending color, and told me to never try that again. I haven't.


Polter-Cow - Jan 10, 2005 9:46:44 am PST #884 of 962
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sail! I got your card. It is so cool. Thank you.

In other news, if my Sekrit Santa gift was supposed to arrive by now, it has not, and Godzilla should eat the postal service. If all is as it should be, please disregard this message.


Atropa - Jan 10, 2005 9:47:16 am PST #885 of 962
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

said it'd wash out in 6 to 12 shampoos. Two weeks later ... it's still there. It's been described as mauve, burgundy (where it's dark), and pink (where it's light).

Get a bottle of original formula Pert shampoo, and a good deep conditioner. Wash your hair 4 or 5 times with the Pert, then *coat* your hair in the deep conditioner. Wrap your head in plastic, then a towel. Leave the conditioner on for 30 minutes, then rinse. That should remove *most* of the remaining dye.

... and this reminds me that I need to check in with The Cutest Gothy Hairdresser Ever and see when she'll have time to color my hair.


DavidS - Jan 10, 2005 9:56:32 am PST #886 of 962
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I need to check in with The Cutest Gothy Hairdresser Ever and see when she'll have time to color my hair.

And trim your bangs, right?

signed,
Concerned That Jilli's Beautiful Eyes Be Properly Framed At All Times


Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2005 10:01:48 am PST #887 of 962
If I only had a brain...

Finally, a question I can answer.

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES FOR SUCCESS IN THE MINIATURE CATTLE BUSINESS?


DavidS - Jan 10, 2005 10:03:48 am PST #888 of 962
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES FOR SUCCESS IN THE MINIATURE CATTLE BUSINESS?

Betsy can totally do this. First, she borrows a cowboy hat from Jesse. Second, she brings billytea in to set up a breeding program. She's got teams of actuaries on hand to project earnings. And look how happy she is to handle a functional cattle prod.