It was actuaries that invented NPV? I hate you all.
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§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 3:56:39 am PST #369 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 4:01:09 am PST #370 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It was actuaries that invented NPV?
I think the answer is "no." Actuaries do things like calculating NPV, except they incorporate probabilities of future events, like, say, someone dying in the case of a stream of retirement payments.
§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 4:03:23 am PST #371 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Using it is bad enough. Who made it up?
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 4:10:03 am PST #372 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's just a commonly used accounting... thingie. So I imagine it's been around for a long time.
What's so hard about NPV calculations, anyway? NPV and related functions are built into all spreadsheets and financial calculators. Is it comming up with the values you're gonna use in the NPV calculations?
§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 4:15:44 am PST #373 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nah, it's not the concept, it's the application in IT project management that makes my eyes twitch. Doesn't stop me from wanting to raze the earth of its creators and perpetuators.
Jon B. - Dec 23, 2004 5:01:09 am PST #374 of 10001
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Actuaries use NPV constantly. It's one of the foundations of Actuarial Science (don't laugh).
Betsy HP - Dec 23, 2004 7:25:13 am PST #375 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
What sorts of things can you calculate NPV for? For instance, could you calculate the appropriate price to pay if you were buying Britney Spears's future earnings today?
What about a rock; does it have an NPV of zero? (I'm talking a rock that you just picked up in the parking lot. Not asphalt or concrete, but a real rock.)
Scrappy - Dec 23, 2004 7:34:04 am PST #376 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
BT, Jon, I have some actuarial questions, as I am making the lead character in my new play an actuary. Would either of you mind if I emailed you with various general sorts of things?
Frankenbuddha - Dec 23, 2004 7:42:39 am PST #377 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
BT, Jon, I have some actuarial questions, as I am making the lead character in my new play an actuary. Would either of you mind if I emailed you with various general sorts of things?
Make sure the character either plays Theremin or is an amateur zoologist. Bonus points for silver pleather.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 7:46:23 am PST #378 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Actuaries also like to make fun of accountants.
No, seriously. They tell accountant jokes.
This is the only accountant joke (told by an actuary) that I remember:
What's a computer? An accountant with a personality.
OK, accountant jokes aren't necessarily funny....