Ooh, battle of the Jacks!
(This is the part where the Alias/24 crossover in my head starts playing, which mostly consists of Jacks Bauer and Bristow speaking very slowly and quietly to each other, never breaking eye contact.)
Yes! Ohmigod! Someone's blondie bear's a twenty-question genius!
Harmony ,'Help'
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Jessica - May 21, 2005 3:51:33 pm PDT #985 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Gus - May 21, 2005 3:54:04 pm PDT #986 of 3486
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Too damn many Jacks.
Jack Bauer does not give a fuck about the world, or the people in it. He cares about winning.
Jack Bristow gives a fuck about his daughter.
Jack of "Lost" tries to give a fuck, but he is not sure who should receive it.
§ ita § - May 21, 2005 3:54:17 pm PDT #987 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In my version, Jessica, StarGate!Jack interrupts them snarkily to remind them they have a mission to accomplish.
Which is to off Lost!Jack, and they do handily.
eta: Gus, I guess here is where we part ways. I see Bauer ache with the need to save the lives of the many, and the personal sacrifices he makes to do so. I loves me some Bristow, but he's dangerous because he's so selfish.
Topic!Cindy - May 21, 2005 4:05:58 pm PDT #988 of 3486
What is even happening?
Jack Bauer does not give a fuck about the world, or the people in it. He cares about winning.
Oh, no. Have you watched all four seasons Gus? If not, maybe this season assumes character development that was achieved in seasons 1 through 3. Jack very much cares. Jack is reckless while saving people (the near and dear, and the general population), but he's had a lot of positive reinforcement for his reckless behavior, because it always is what manages to save the day.
I see Bauer ache with the need to save the lives of the many, and the personal sacrifices he makes to do so.Yeah. This.
Gus - May 21, 2005 4:23:28 pm PDT #989 of 3486
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Let us leave Jack Bristow out of this, because he is prettier than me, by a slender margin.
Jack Bauer. Oh sure, he would make pretty babies, if he could settle down for a minute. If he wanted to settle down for a minute.
However, I do not want those babies to be my future policepeople.
Stargate!Jack: He is spending the rest of his life fishing. No babies, there.
Jessica - May 21, 2005 5:04:47 pm PDT #990 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In my version, Jessica, StarGate!Jack interrupts them snarkily to remind them they have a mission to accomplish.
Which is to off Lost!Jack, and they do handily.
Perfect!
Though now I'm wanting to also get Captains Sparrow and Aubrey in there somewhere.
I see Bauer ache with the need to save the lives of the many, and the personal sacrifices he makes to do so.
Yes, this.
Steph L. - May 21, 2005 5:09:46 pm PDT #991 of 3486
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
In my version, Jessica, StarGate!Jack interrupts them snarkily to remind them they have a mission to accomplish.
Which is to off Lost!Jack, and they do handily.
Perfect!
Though now I'm wanting to also get Captains Sparrow and Aubrey in there somewhere.
I'd like to see a cameo by Samurai Jack. t /geek
Gus - May 21, 2005 5:19:48 pm PDT #992 of 3486
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Someone, please try to remember that this is the "JacK" thread, the next time naming comes up in B'Crazy.
Steph L. - May 21, 2005 6:11:27 pm PDT #993 of 3486
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
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Gus - May 21, 2005 6:38:50 pm PDT #994 of 3486
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
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OK.
Steph wins.