Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World

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Anne W. - May 22, 2005 3:36:04 am PDT #995 of 3486
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Spoilers 4: What Will Jack Do Next?

Love it.

Though now I'm wanting to also get Captains Sparrow and Aubrey in there somewhere.

Shipwrecks on Craphole Island?

There's also Jack Malone from Without a Trace, and Just Jack! from W&G.


Nutty - May 22, 2005 8:21:22 am PDT #996 of 3486
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

FWIW, all, there is an article in the Arts section of today's NYT about Jack Bauer the Torturer What Is Doing His All To Save Humanity. And about how, whether or not we think it's a bad thing, it's so common in this year's worth of 24 that it's coming to seem normal.

I was explaining the Buffista parts of this topic to my mother over coffee and the paper, and she found it much in vein with that year (last year?) that Tony broke his ankle and was on crutches for an hour, and then had a cane for an hour, and then was fine. He is just a really fast healer, right?


Topic!Cindy - May 22, 2005 1:34:38 pm PDT #997 of 3486
What is even happening?

Wasn't it also last year he was shot in the neck, and back on the job, the same day?


Jessica - May 22, 2005 6:39:35 pm PDT #998 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think the crutches was S1 or 2, S3 was the shot in the neck (he wore a bandage for a couple of hours, and that was that).

S3 was also the season of Jack's heroin addiction, which took all of about three hours to get over.


Gus - May 22, 2005 7:17:08 pm PDT #999 of 3486
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Do not get me started on Jack's heroin addiction.


Steph L. - May 23, 2005 5:09:37 am PDT #1000 of 3486
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I am Jack's bleeding ulcer.


Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2005 5:11:06 am PDT #1001 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OK, I'll call it then: I am Jack's velvety whisper.


§ ita § - May 23, 2005 6:14:05 am PDT #1002 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am Jack's well-worn baseball cap.

Other Jack.


Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2005 7:06:28 am PDT #1003 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Other Jack.

The other Jack, the other other Jack, or the other other other Jack.

Heh, next spoiler thread should be, "You don't know Jack, or at least not which one."


sumi - May 23, 2005 7:28:14 am PDT #1004 of 3486
Art Crawl!!!

I don't read this thread so you guys have probably already been discussing this:

Billie Piper is leaving Doctor Who in the middle of the next series.