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Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World

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Gus - May 21, 2005 4:23:28 pm PDT #989 of 3486
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Let us leave Jack Bristow out of this, because he is prettier than me, by a slender margin.

Jack Bauer. Oh sure, he would make pretty babies, if he could settle down for a minute. If he wanted to settle down for a minute.

However, I do not want those babies to be my future policepeople.

Stargate!Jack: He is spending the rest of his life fishing. No babies, there.

Jessica - May 21, 2005 5:04:47 pm PDT #990 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In my version, Jessica, StarGate!Jack interrupts them snarkily to remind them they have a mission to accomplish.

Which is to off Lost!Jack, and they do handily.

Perfect!

Though now I'm wanting to also get Captains Sparrow and Aubrey in there somewhere.

I see Bauer ache with the need to save the lives of the many, and the personal sacrifices he makes to do so.

Yes, this.

Steph L. - May 21, 2005 5:09:46 pm PDT #991 of 3486
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In my version, Jessica, StarGate!Jack interrupts them snarkily to remind them they have a mission to accomplish.

Which is to off Lost!Jack, and they do handily.

Perfect!

Though now I'm wanting to also get Captains Sparrow and Aubrey in there somewhere.

I'd like to see a cameo by Samurai Jack. t /geek

Gus - May 21, 2005 5:19:48 pm PDT #992 of 3486
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Someone, please try to remember that this is the "JacK" thread, the next time naming comes up in B'Crazy.

Steph L. - May 21, 2005 6:11:27 pm PDT #993 of 3486
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Spoilers 4: What Will Jack Do Next?

Gus - May 21, 2005 6:38:50 pm PDT #994 of 3486
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Spoilers 4: Rachel Nichols Does Adam Baldwin

OK.

Steph wins.

Anne W. - May 22, 2005 3:36:04 am PDT #995 of 3486
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Spoilers 4: What Will Jack Do Next?

Love it.

Though now I'm wanting to also get Captains Sparrow and Aubrey in there somewhere.

Shipwrecks on Craphole Island?

There's also Jack Malone from Without a Trace, and Just Jack! from W&G.

Nutty - May 22, 2005 8:21:22 am PDT #996 of 3486
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

FWIW, all, there is an article in the Arts section of today's NYT about Jack Bauer the Torturer What Is Doing His All To Save Humanity. And about how, whether or not we think it's a bad thing, it's so common in this year's worth of 24 that it's coming to seem normal.

I was explaining the Buffista parts of this topic to my mother over coffee and the paper, and she found it much in vein with that year (last year?) that Tony broke his ankle and was on crutches for an hour, and then had a cane for an hour, and then was fine. He is just a really fast healer, right?

Topic!Cindy - May 22, 2005 1:34:38 pm PDT #997 of 3486
What is even happening?

Wasn't it also last year he was shot in the neck, and back on the job, the same day?

Jessica - May 22, 2005 6:39:35 pm PDT #998 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think the crutches was S1 or 2, S3 was the shot in the neck (he wore a bandage for a couple of hours, and that was that).

S3 was also the season of Jack's heroin addiction, which took all of about three hours to get over.

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