Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World

[NAFDA] Spoilers for any and all currently running TV shows. All hardcore spoilage, all the time. No white font.


Jim - Mar 18, 2005 1:01:43 am PST #780 of 3486
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

Good News: I know who dies in Lost

Bad News: I can't tell you

Good News: I can gloat

proceeds to gloat


Topic!Cindy - Mar 18, 2005 1:20:16 am PST #781 of 3486
What is even happening?

checks thread name

checks again

cites slug:

Spoilers for any and all currently running TV shows. All hardcore spoilage, all the time. No white font.

This is Spoilers 3, not Taunters 1. Can too tell us.


Jim - Mar 18, 2005 2:00:06 am PST #782 of 3486
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

No, I can't. The person I heard from knows through work, so it's not public knowledge. I had to get specific clearance even to gloat.

Resumes gloating.


Cass - Mar 18, 2005 2:17:34 am PST #783 of 3486
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Resumes gloating.
I sidle my sluttish ways into pure, unadultrated spoilage and what do I find? Taunting. A lower-cut, much more cleavage-y version of the same taunting.


Jim - Mar 18, 2005 2:30:22 am PST #784 of 3486
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

OK, I can tell you this much about the victim:

It's not the Boar Of Vengeance


Topic!Cindy - Mar 18, 2005 2:38:33 am PST #785 of 3486
What is even happening?

Cass, do you have a copy of the by-laws handy? Do we kill Jim, or just torture him? I haven't had enough coffee to remember.


Lyra Jane - Mar 18, 2005 4:57:15 am PST #786 of 3486
Up with the sun

Ya know, I don't even care that much who dies, but being taunted about it is cruel and unusual.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 4:57:53 am PST #787 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

As a former virgin and tauntee, this is heartening.


Laura - Mar 18, 2005 5:37:58 am PST #788 of 3486
Our wings are not tired.

I say we torture until someone gets around to reading those by-laws.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 18, 2005 5:48:02 am PST #789 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Cass, do you have a copy of the by-laws handy? Do we kill Jim, or just torture him? I haven't had enough coffee to remember.

Worse. We send Carrot Top a plane ticket to England.