Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.

'Lineage'


Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World

[NAFDA] Spoilers for any and all currently running TV shows. All hardcore spoilage, all the time. No white font.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 4:57:53 am PST #787 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

As a former virgin and tauntee, this is heartening.


Laura - Mar 18, 2005 5:37:58 am PST #788 of 3486
Our wings are not tired.

I say we torture until someone gets around to reading those by-laws.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 18, 2005 5:48:02 am PST #789 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Cass, do you have a copy of the by-laws handy? Do we kill Jim, or just torture him? I haven't had enough coffee to remember.

Worse. We send Carrot Top a plane ticket to England.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 5:54:55 am PST #790 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Worse. We send Carrot Top a plane ticket to England.

Also, send Berkoff as the advance team since he's already there.


Jessica - Mar 18, 2005 6:46:42 am PST #791 of 3486
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

No, I can't. The person I heard from knows through work, so it's not public knowledge. I had to get specific clearance even to gloat.

Oh man, do I feel your pain. (And no, not being facetious. There are fewer things more stressful than being a spoiler ho with dirt she can't spill.)

(And FTR, I don't know who dies. Yet.)


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 6:50:57 am PST #792 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are fewer things more stressful than being a spoiler ho with dirt she can't spill.

It occurs to me I've never been this. I've been a theoretical spoiler virgin with dirt, but since I wasn't part of any spoiler discussions, it was really easy to not say anything.


P.M. Marc - Mar 18, 2005 6:54:27 am PST #793 of 3486
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh man, do I feel your pain. (And no, not being facetious. There are fewer things more stressful than being a spoiler ho with dirt she can't spill.)

No shit. I remember when Angel was still on, and I'd get the casting sides early from a source, with the caveat that I couldn't talk about them in any detail until other sources had broken them.

Soooo frustrating.


Nutty - Mar 18, 2005 7:00:43 am PST #794 of 3486
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Wait, I think I know. Or anyway, I read some whitefont somewhere that indicated offhand who the dead person will be.

I suppose it could be way wrong, but for some reason I thought the cat was so far out of the bag it was unraveling the bag to knit booties with.


le nubian - Mar 18, 2005 8:10:42 am PST #795 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So...I know who DOESN'T die. Ready?

Jack.

Read this thread for more:

[link]


DavidS - Mar 18, 2005 8:44:29 am PST #796 of 3486
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Gotta be Boone. Which is the least interesting choice.