Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World

[NAFDA] Spoilers for any and all currently running TV shows. All hardcore spoilage, all the time. No white font.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 18, 2005 5:48:02 am PST #789 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Cass, do you have a copy of the by-laws handy? Do we kill Jim, or just torture him? I haven't had enough coffee to remember.

Worse. We send Carrot Top a plane ticket to England.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 5:54:55 am PST #790 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Worse. We send Carrot Top a plane ticket to England.

Also, send Berkoff as the advance team since he's already there.


Jessica - Mar 18, 2005 6:46:42 am PST #791 of 3486
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

No, I can't. The person I heard from knows through work, so it's not public knowledge. I had to get specific clearance even to gloat.

Oh man, do I feel your pain. (And no, not being facetious. There are fewer things more stressful than being a spoiler ho with dirt she can't spill.)

(And FTR, I don't know who dies. Yet.)


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 6:50:57 am PST #792 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are fewer things more stressful than being a spoiler ho with dirt she can't spill.

It occurs to me I've never been this. I've been a theoretical spoiler virgin with dirt, but since I wasn't part of any spoiler discussions, it was really easy to not say anything.


P.M. Marc - Mar 18, 2005 6:54:27 am PST #793 of 3486
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh man, do I feel your pain. (And no, not being facetious. There are fewer things more stressful than being a spoiler ho with dirt she can't spill.)

No shit. I remember when Angel was still on, and I'd get the casting sides early from a source, with the caveat that I couldn't talk about them in any detail until other sources had broken them.

Soooo frustrating.


Nutty - Mar 18, 2005 7:00:43 am PST #794 of 3486
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Wait, I think I know. Or anyway, I read some whitefont somewhere that indicated offhand who the dead person will be.

I suppose it could be way wrong, but for some reason I thought the cat was so far out of the bag it was unraveling the bag to knit booties with.


le nubian - Mar 18, 2005 8:10:42 am PST #795 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So...I know who DOESN'T die. Ready?

Jack.

Read this thread for more:

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DavidS - Mar 18, 2005 8:44:29 am PST #796 of 3486
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Gotta be Boone. Which is the least interesting choice.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 8:53:33 am PST #797 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Gotta be Boone. Which is the least interesting choice.

Yeah, but (1) if Locke is respsonsible, it's a great reveal for his true(r) motives, (2) if Locke's not responsible he's probably going to want some payback on whoever is (and if he doesn't know who, than he has to find out) and, (3) it gets rid of the weakest actor/character (the last is IMO).

Stop me before I get parenthetical again.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 8:54:57 am PST #798 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's not going to be Shannon, and that makes me sad. Demented grieving Sayid would be hot.

And single.