Resumes gloating.I sidle my sluttish ways into pure, unadultrated spoilage and what do I find? Taunting. A lower-cut, much more cleavage-y version of the same taunting.
Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
'Bushwhacked'
Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World
[NAFDA] Spoilers for any and all currently running TV shows. All hardcore spoilage, all the time. No white font.
Cass - Mar 18, 2005 2:17:34 am PST #783 of 3486
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Jim - Mar 18, 2005 2:30:22 am PST #784 of 3486
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
OK, I can tell you this much about the victim:
It's not the Boar Of Vengeance
Topic!Cindy - Mar 18, 2005 2:38:33 am PST #785 of 3486
What is even happening?
Cass, do you have a copy of the by-laws handy? Do we kill Jim, or just torture him? I haven't had enough coffee to remember.
Lyra Jane - Mar 18, 2005 4:57:15 am PST #786 of 3486
Up with the sun
Ya know, I don't even care that much who dies, but being taunted about it is cruel and unusual.
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 4:57:53 am PST #787 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
As a former virgin and tauntee, this is heartening.
Laura - Mar 18, 2005 5:37:58 am PST #788 of 3486
Our wings are not tired.
I say we torture until someone gets around to reading those by-laws.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 18, 2005 5:48:02 am PST #789 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Cass, do you have a copy of the by-laws handy? Do we kill Jim, or just torture him? I haven't had enough coffee to remember.
Worse. We send Carrot Top a plane ticket to England.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 5:54:55 am PST #790 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Worse. We send Carrot Top a plane ticket to England.
Also, send Berkoff as the advance team since he's already there.
Jessica - Mar 18, 2005 6:46:42 am PST #791 of 3486
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
No, I can't. The person I heard from knows through work, so it's not public knowledge. I had to get specific clearance even to gloat.
Oh man, do I feel your pain. (And no, not being facetious. There are fewer things more stressful than being a spoiler ho with dirt she can't spill.)
(And FTR, I don't know who dies. Yet.)
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 6:50:57 am PST #792 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There are fewer things more stressful than being a spoiler ho with dirt she can't spill.
It occurs to me I've never been this. I've been a theoretical spoiler virgin with dirt, but since I wasn't part of any spoiler discussions, it was really easy to not say anything.