Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR  

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quester - Jan 07, 2005 4:22:35 pm PST #4492 of 10000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Not to mention, why isn't anybody actively trying to teach them English?

I'm glad you brought this up, Nutty. In my own head, I'd have steered Walt at Sun and told him to get her to teach him Korean, so he could act as a liason for them, and keep him busy. He'd be the one most likely to pick up a new language. and it would give Sun an opportunity to "learn" English. Jin might still be hostile to him, but Walt's a charming kid. He might get further with him than anyone else.


Liese S. - Jan 07, 2005 4:29:02 pm PST #4493 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

ita, there's probably not much at all that hurts more than what you do for fun.


Steph L. - Jan 07, 2005 4:33:02 pm PST #4494 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I vote W for Locke, for watch from a safe distance.

I would totally F Locke. He's not my first-choice F (that would be Sawyer....GUH), but I would F him, you betcha.

Not pre-crash phone-sex wargames Locke, though. No nookie for him. I likes me some crazy-ass motherfuckers (hence, Sawyer), so it has to be I've-looked-into-the-heart-of-this-island Locke.

Boone is pretty pretty pretty, in a Tom Welling way, but he is so bloody annoying that he gets fed to the invisible monsters (or the crazy French woman) ASAP.

Sayid does nothing for me. Now, I don't think he's UNattractive -- I get that he's nice-looking -- and he has beautiful eyes, but he does nothing at all for me.

Jack annoys me. I like the character, but in a F/C/M situation, he'd be over the cliff with Boone.

Hurley -- I don't know enough about him yet. He's a potential M.

Charlie -- as long as he stays away from the smackfarthing, he's definitely an M.

Michael is in the same category as Sayid -- I get that he's attractive, but he does nothing for me. I don't want to C Sayid or Michael, though - there ought to be a category like GtMF (Give to My Friends).


SailAweigh - Jan 07, 2005 4:39:49 pm PST #4495 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Hey, friend (geez, I just misspelled that 3 times)!


Steph L. - Jan 07, 2005 4:44:24 pm PST #4496 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Hey, friend

Heh. You may have my portion of Sayid and/or Michael, as I will not be using them.

I have no girlcrushes on Lost, because Claire is too pregnant, Shannon too snickerbitchy, Rousseau too crazy, and Kate too scary.


§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 5:10:19 pm PST #4497 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't have any Lost girlcrushes because none of them are scary enough.


Steph L. - Jan 07, 2005 5:14:25 pm PST #4498 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Really? Kate is starting to get scary. Plus, she kicks ass.


§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 5:16:39 pm PST #4499 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Until I'm sure she doesn't have a simperingly noble motivation, she's not going to grab me -- so far she's unstable, but not that smart.


Lee - Jan 07, 2005 5:21:36 pm PST #4500 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What about Sun?

You may have my portion of Sayid and/or Michael, as I will not be using them.

Since Sayid is mine, Steph's portion is zero, so that works for me.


§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 5:22:46 pm PST #4501 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If there was a cage match of wiles, I'd bet on Sun. Wouldn't crush on her, but I'd wager.