Mal: And I never back down from a fight. Inara: Yes, you do! You do all the time!

'Shindig'


Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR  

[NAFDA] This is where we talk about the show! Anything that's aired in the US (including promos) is fair game. No spoilers though -- if you post one by accident, an admin will delete it.


Steph L. - Jan 07, 2005 4:33:02 pm PST #4494 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I vote W for Locke, for watch from a safe distance.

I would totally F Locke. He's not my first-choice F (that would be Sawyer....GUH), but I would F him, you betcha.

Not pre-crash phone-sex wargames Locke, though. No nookie for him. I likes me some crazy-ass motherfuckers (hence, Sawyer), so it has to be I've-looked-into-the-heart-of-this-island Locke.

Boone is pretty pretty pretty, in a Tom Welling way, but he is so bloody annoying that he gets fed to the invisible monsters (or the crazy French woman) ASAP.

Sayid does nothing for me. Now, I don't think he's UNattractive -- I get that he's nice-looking -- and he has beautiful eyes, but he does nothing at all for me.

Jack annoys me. I like the character, but in a F/C/M situation, he'd be over the cliff with Boone.

Hurley -- I don't know enough about him yet. He's a potential M.

Charlie -- as long as he stays away from the smackfarthing, he's definitely an M.

Michael is in the same category as Sayid -- I get that he's attractive, but he does nothing for me. I don't want to C Sayid or Michael, though - there ought to be a category like GtMF (Give to My Friends).


SailAweigh - Jan 07, 2005 4:39:49 pm PST #4495 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Hey, friend (geez, I just misspelled that 3 times)!


Steph L. - Jan 07, 2005 4:44:24 pm PST #4496 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hey, friend

Heh. You may have my portion of Sayid and/or Michael, as I will not be using them.

I have no girlcrushes on Lost, because Claire is too pregnant, Shannon too snickerbitchy, Rousseau too crazy, and Kate too scary.


§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 5:10:19 pm PST #4497 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't have any Lost girlcrushes because none of them are scary enough.


Steph L. - Jan 07, 2005 5:14:25 pm PST #4498 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Really? Kate is starting to get scary. Plus, she kicks ass.


§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 5:16:39 pm PST #4499 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Until I'm sure she doesn't have a simperingly noble motivation, she's not going to grab me -- so far she's unstable, but not that smart.


Lee - Jan 07, 2005 5:21:36 pm PST #4500 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What about Sun?

You may have my portion of Sayid and/or Michael, as I will not be using them.

Since Sayid is mine, Steph's portion is zero, so that works for me.


§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 5:22:46 pm PST #4501 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If there was a cage match of wiles, I'd bet on Sun. Wouldn't crush on her, but I'd wager.


Jessica - Jan 07, 2005 5:26:33 pm PST #4502 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've found Harold Perrineau attractive before, but not as Michael. He's too...something.

Boone needs to join James Franco at the Remedial School For Actors Who Never Open Their Fucking Eyes. (Taught by Elijah Wood, natch.)


tavella - Jan 07, 2005 11:29:14 pm PST #4503 of 10000
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

Having read several shooting scripts, I think I can say with certainty that the writers are well aware of the hotness of torturned shirtless men.

Oh, come on, share the details Jessica :)