I vote W for Locke, for watch from a safe distance.
I would totally F Locke. He's not my first-choice F (that would be Sawyer....GUH), but I would F him, you betcha.
Not pre-crash phone-sex wargames Locke, though. No nookie for him. I likes me some crazy-ass motherfuckers (hence, Sawyer), so it has to be I've-looked-into-the-heart-of-this-island Locke.
Boone is pretty pretty pretty, in a Tom Welling way, but he is so bloody annoying that he gets fed to the invisible monsters (or the crazy French woman) ASAP.
Sayid does nothing for me. Now, I don't think he's UNattractive -- I get that he's nice-looking -- and he has beautiful eyes, but he does nothing at all for me.
Jack annoys me. I like the character, but in a F/C/M situation, he'd be over the cliff with Boone.
Hurley -- I don't know enough about him yet. He's a potential M.
Charlie -- as long as he stays away from the smackfarthing, he's definitely an M.
Michael is in the same category as Sayid -- I get that he's attractive, but he does nothing for me. I don't want to C Sayid or Michael, though - there ought to be a category like GtMF (Give to My Friends).
Hey, friend (geez, I just misspelled that 3 times)!
Hey, friend
Heh. You may have my portion of Sayid and/or Michael, as I will not be using them.
I have no girlcrushes on
Lost,
because Claire is too pregnant, Shannon too snickerbitchy, Rousseau too crazy, and Kate too scary.
I can't have any Lost girlcrushes because none of them are scary enough.
Really? Kate is starting to get scary. Plus, she kicks ass.
Until I'm sure she doesn't have a simperingly noble motivation, she's not going to grab me -- so far she's unstable, but not that smart.
What about Sun?
You may have my portion of Sayid and/or Michael, as I will not be using them.
Since Sayid is mine, Steph's portion is zero, so that works for me.
If there was a cage match of wiles, I'd bet on Sun. Wouldn't crush on her, but I'd wager.
I've found Harold Perrineau attractive before, but not as Michael. He's too...something.
Boone needs to join James Franco at the Remedial School For Actors Who Never Open Their Fucking Eyes. (Taught by Elijah Wood, natch.)
Having read several shooting scripts, I think I can say with certainty that the writers are well aware of the hotness of torturned shirtless men.
Oh, come on, share the details Jessica :)