Joyce: You don't think it's too obvious? I think I look like I have a cat on my head. Buffy: But a very well groomed cat. Joyce: Well that's a comfort.

'Bring On The Night'


Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR  

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Steph L. - Jan 07, 2005 4:44:24 pm PST #4496 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hey, friend

Heh. You may have my portion of Sayid and/or Michael, as I will not be using them.

I have no girlcrushes on Lost, because Claire is too pregnant, Shannon too snickerbitchy, Rousseau too crazy, and Kate too scary.


§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 5:10:19 pm PST #4497 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't have any Lost girlcrushes because none of them are scary enough.


Steph L. - Jan 07, 2005 5:14:25 pm PST #4498 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Really? Kate is starting to get scary. Plus, she kicks ass.


§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 5:16:39 pm PST #4499 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Until I'm sure she doesn't have a simperingly noble motivation, she's not going to grab me -- so far she's unstable, but not that smart.


Lee - Jan 07, 2005 5:21:36 pm PST #4500 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What about Sun?

You may have my portion of Sayid and/or Michael, as I will not be using them.

Since Sayid is mine, Steph's portion is zero, so that works for me.


§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 5:22:46 pm PST #4501 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If there was a cage match of wiles, I'd bet on Sun. Wouldn't crush on her, but I'd wager.


Jessica - Jan 07, 2005 5:26:33 pm PST #4502 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've found Harold Perrineau attractive before, but not as Michael. He's too...something.

Boone needs to join James Franco at the Remedial School For Actors Who Never Open Their Fucking Eyes. (Taught by Elijah Wood, natch.)


tavella - Jan 07, 2005 11:29:14 pm PST #4503 of 10000
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

Having read several shooting scripts, I think I can say with certainty that the writers are well aware of the hotness of torturned shirtless men.

Oh, come on, share the details Jessica :)


tavella - Jan 08, 2005 12:02:23 am PST #4504 of 10000
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

These boys don't grow up and get better. Hitting them with the magic of love, has the same effect the tazer had on BtVS's s4 Adam. They're bad news. Eventually age may mellow them to the point where they're innocuous, at least physically, but I feel like doing an adult public service annoucement Sesame Street filk, every time I read someone wants to F Sawyer.

Word. The woobiefication of Sawyer kind of creeps me out.

The real question is whether there are any characters with sufficient emotional cruelty to knock Sawyer out of his high castle. Assholes do sometimes reform, but it generally requires debasement, a lot of psychotherapy, and possibly a good thrashing.

Actually, I thought Jack made a good start at it in this week's episode. Refusal to tolerate any crap from Sawyer; demonstrating to him just how ugly it could get if other people started treating Sawyer by his own rules; forcing him to yield without playing into his psychodramas.

And even though I think the torture was a mistake, it seems to have had salutary effects on Sawyer. Which I guess doesn't surprise me entirely.


Kate P. - Jan 08, 2005 6:23:48 am PST #4505 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I am so abandoning my painful feminine beauty practices

Hell yeah.

F-Michael (mmm), F-Sayid (mmmmmmmmm), F-Boone (and then quickly discard), F-Locke (there's something about his creepiness that is weirdly compelling).

C-Jin, C-Jack, C-Sawyer as far the hell away from me as possible.

M-Hurley, M-Charlie.