It's a shame, because, strand me on a desert island, and I am so abandoning my painful feminine beauty practices. Not that I'm much with them now, but still. I think they're missing a liberation opportunity.

Yeah, Nora, it's interesting because I notice, because I can't not, but I still don't know the show well enough to know if I trust that the details will be borne out properly.

And yeah, Sawyer totally would have skinny dipped.

I am so abandoning my painful feminine beauty practices

Hell no.

Not that I'm much with them now

Actually, good point. I don't have any ... or maybe my pain threshold's a little high.

Either way, it's not like anything I do for vanity hurts more than what I do for fun.

Not to mention, why isn't anybody actively trying to teach them English?

I'm glad you brought this up, Nutty. In my own head, I'd have steered Walt at Sun and told him to get her to teach him Korean, so he could act as a liason for them, and keep him busy. He'd be the one most likely to pick up a new language. and it would give Sun an opportunity to "learn" English. Jin might still be hostile to him, but Walt's a charming kid. He might get further with him than anyone else.

ita, there's probably not much at all that hurts more than what you do for fun.

I vote W for Locke, for watch from a safe distance.

I would totally F Locke. He's not my first-choice F (that would be Sawyer....GUH), but I would F him, you betcha.

Not pre-crash phone-sex wargames Locke, though. No nookie for him. I likes me some crazy-ass motherfuckers (hence, Sawyer), so it has to be I've-looked-into-the-heart-of-this-island Locke.

Boone is pretty pretty pretty, in a Tom Welling way, but he is so bloody annoying that he gets fed to the invisible monsters (or the crazy French woman) ASAP.

Sayid does nothing for me. Now, I don't think he's UNattractive -- I get that he's nice-looking -- and he has beautiful eyes, but he does nothing at all for me.

Jack annoys me. I like the character, but in a F/C/M situation, he'd be over the cliff with Boone.

Hurley -- I don't know enough about him yet. He's a potential M.

Charlie -- as long as he stays away from the smackfarthing, he's definitely an M.

Michael is in the same category as Sayid -- I get that he's attractive, but he does nothing for me. I don't want to C Sayid or Michael, though - there ought to be a category like GtMF (Give to My Friends).

Hey, friend (geez, I just misspelled that 3 times)!

Hey, friend

Heh. You may have my portion of Sayid and/or Michael, as I will not be using them.

I have no girlcrushes on Lost, because Claire is too pregnant, Shannon too snickerbitchy, Rousseau too crazy, and Kate too scary.

I can't have any Lost girlcrushes because none of them are scary enough.

Really? Kate is starting to get scary. Plus, she kicks ass.

Until I'm sure she doesn't have a simperingly noble motivation, she's not going to grab me -- so far she's unstable, but not that smart.