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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned

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Vonnie K - Mar 09, 2005 12:12:26 pm PST #9869 of 10001

Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Obviously, I'm just killing time until I can get out of here (which is right about now) because I'm checking out the IMDb bio page of Michael Bay. [link]

1. Huh. He went to Wesleyan, Joss' alma mater.

2. He dated Jaime Bergman, a.k.a. Mrs. Boreanaz.

3. "Directing is not a job. Is more like a career. Which is great!" Uhhh, Okay.

Sean K - Mar 09, 2005 12:14:14 pm PST #9870 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

t sits in the "I Really Hate Michael Bay" corner with Jessica

Jessica - Mar 09, 2005 12:15:16 pm PST #9871 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I do not want a potentially awesome sci-fi dystopia with lots of hot people in it associated with the phrase "From the director of Pearl Harbor." It's just wrong.

Aims - Mar 09, 2005 12:16:15 pm PST #9872 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

The only thing I want to hear "From the director of Pearl Harbor" is an apology.

Katie M - Mar 09, 2005 12:19:44 pm PST #9873 of 10001

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

I think I heard it talked about here briefly, but this has some interesting cast for a Michael Bay movie.

Oh my God, it's parts: the clonus horror!

alienprayer - Mar 09, 2005 1:22:14 pm PST #9874 of 10001

Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce

I just finished dubbing that ep to DVD for my sister. In other MST3K news, the studio that produced Time Chasers is looking into making a sequel.

Maybe Mr. Bay has a career expanding opportunity here.

Lee - Mar 09, 2005 5:43:25 pm PST #9875 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Damn, I missed a chance to tell Teppy that she sucks.

She really does, you know,

Steph L. - Mar 09, 2005 6:01:15 pm PST #9876 of 10001

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Poor deluded Lee. Who SUCKS.

Gandalfe - Mar 09, 2005 7:16:01 pm PST #9877 of 10001

The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Michael Bay movie

I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you

Frankenbuddha - Mar 10, 2005 3:47:48 am PST #9878 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh my God, it's parts: the clonus horror!

That's EXACTLY what I said when I read the description of it!

I will admit it - I liked THE ROCK a lot. But then Bay got delusions of relevence AND decided to add romance to his movies, which spoiled the fun.

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