Poor deluded Lee. Who SUCKS.
'Objects In Space'
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Michael Bay movie
I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you
Oh my God, it's parts: the clonus horror!
That's EXACTLY what I said when I read the description of it!
I will admit it - I liked THE ROCK a lot. But then Bay got delusions of relevence AND decided to add romance to his movies, which spoiled the fun.
I will admit it - I liked THE ROCK a lot.
I love it. I have it on tape! For free. But still. Great action flick.
1. Huh. He went to Wesleyan, Joss' alma mater.
Yeah, we're not quite as proud of him as we are of Joss.
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you
What song is this?
What song is this?
It's from Team America: World Police, by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Ah, which I must see at some point.
Yes, you really, really must. Comes out on DVD in May, I believe. Whereas Orgazmo comes out on March 29th.
Warning: It was a lot funnier before Dubya got re-elected. These days...nsm. I'd rent it and fast-forward through everything that's not a song.
(Signed, Wishing I Hadn't Seen It That Second Time)
AND decided to add romance to his movies, which spoiled the fun.
Wait. That animal crackers scene in Armageddon was supposed to be ROMANTIC?!?