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A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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Gandalfe - Mar 09, 2005 7:16:01 pm PST #9877 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Michael Bay movie

I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you

Frankenbuddha - Mar 10, 2005 3:47:48 am PST #9878 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh my God, it's parts: the clonus horror!

That's EXACTLY what I said when I read the description of it!

I will admit it - I liked THE ROCK a lot. But then Bay got delusions of relevence AND decided to add romance to his movies, which spoiled the fun.

Polter-Cow - Mar 10, 2005 3:53:51 am PST #9879 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I will admit it - I liked THE ROCK a lot.

I love it. I have it on tape! For free. But still. Great action flick.

Kate P. - Mar 10, 2005 4:50:56 am PST #9880 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

1. Huh. He went to Wesleyan, Joss' alma mater.

Yeah, we're not quite as proud of him as we are of Joss.

Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

What song is this?

Gandalfe - Mar 10, 2005 4:51:47 am PST #9881 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

What song is this?

It's from Team America: World Police, by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Kate P. - Mar 10, 2005 4:52:15 am PST #9882 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ah, which I must see at some point.

Gandalfe - Mar 10, 2005 4:55:09 am PST #9883 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Yes, you really, really must. Comes out on DVD in May, I believe. Whereas Orgazmo comes out on March 29th.

Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 5:25:44 am PST #9884 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Warning: It was a lot funnier before Dubya got re-elected. These days...nsm. I'd rent it and fast-forward through everything that's not a song.

(Signed, Wishing I Hadn't Seen It That Second Time)

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2005 5:52:52 am PST #9885 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

AND decided to add romance to his movies, which spoiled the fun.

Wait. That animal crackers scene in Armageddon was supposed to be ROMANTIC?!?

Frankenbuddha - Mar 10, 2005 5:58:45 am PST #9886 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Wait. That animal crackers scene in Armageddon was supposed to be ROMANTIC?!?

Well, that or an attempt to turn the entire audience into The Who's Tommy.

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