Jess, why do you put yourself through these things? Are you punishing yourself for something?
It was so she could warn us. She took one for the team. Threw herself on a life hand-grenade. So to speak.
I'm fairly certain I said no interruptions.
Buffy ,'Potential'
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tommyrot - Jul 19, 2004 5:24:16 pm PDT #965 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Jul 19, 2004 5:24:51 pm PDT #966 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I sacrifice myself so that others may be warned.
Stay far far away from this movie. It's so bad.
And if staying away isn't an option, I suggest a simple drinking game:
Every time Halle giggles nervously, take a drink. I promised that by the time the bad CGI arrives, you'll be too drunk to notice.
Jessica - Jul 19, 2004 5:29:09 pm PDT #967 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(Just don't blame me if you find yourself afterwards going, "Man, I must have been really wasted, I could swear the villain's weapon in this movie was evil makeup.)
Because no, that's really what it is.
Steph L. - Jul 19, 2004 5:34:42 pm PDT #968 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
On the evil weapon: BWAH ha ha!!!! Friends don't let friends buy Wet N' Wild!
Nutty - Jul 19, 2004 5:49:08 pm PDT #969 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Wait, isn't that the plot of the first Batman movie?
Frankenbuddha - Jul 19, 2004 6:11:38 pm PDT #970 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Wow, Jessica. I have to thank you for that one. Never would have gone to see it anyway, mind you, but I think you for taking it for the team, nonetheless.
Sean K - Jul 19, 2004 6:45:18 pm PDT #971 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
t builds shrine to Jess for her sacrifice
Strega - Jul 19, 2004 6:54:27 pm PDT #972 of 10001
David -- I think I have that one; I haven't read them in a while. I should do that. I mostly remember being very disturbed by Luna, which starts out goofy and turns into Deliverance at the end.
Edging back toward the topic... I had no interest in seeing Catwoman until I started hearing it compared to Battlefield Earth. Now I may have to see it.
alienprayer - Jul 19, 2004 7:01:35 pm PDT #973 of 10001
Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce
How about The Day the Earth Stood Still? That movie had a profound effect on my childhood.
Umm... Pi? Probably not.
Scrappy - Jul 19, 2004 7:51:52 pm PDT #974 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Teppy--you convinced me. I'm going to see De-lovely tomorrow afternoon. Looking forward to escaping the heat with the oh so talented Mr. Kline.