I sacrifice myself so that others may be warned.
Stay far far away from this movie.  It's so bad.
And if staying away isn't an option, I suggest a simple drinking game:
Every time Halle giggles nervously, take a drink.  I promised that by the time the bad CGI arrives, you'll be too drunk to notice.
	
 
		
		
(Just don't blame me if you find yourself afterwards going, "Man, I must have been really wasted, I could swear the villain's weapon in this movie was
evil makeup.)
Because no, that's really what it is.
	
 
		
		
On the evil weapon: BWAH ha ha!!!! Friends don't let friends
buy Wet N' Wild!
	
 
		
		
Wait, isn't that the plot of the first Batman movie?
	
 
		
		
Wow, Jessica.  I have to thank you for that one.  Never would have gone to see it anyway, mind you, but I think you for taking it for the team, nonetheless.
	
 
		
		
t builds shrine to Jess for her sacrifice
	
 
		
		
David -- I think I have that one; I haven't read them in a while. I should do that. I mostly remember being very disturbed by Luna, which starts out goofy and turns into Deliverance at the end.
Edging back toward the topic... I had no interest in seeing Catwoman until I started hearing it compared to Battlefield Earth. Now I may have to see it. 
	
 
		
		
How about The Day the Earth Stood Still?  That movie had a profound effect on my childhood.
Umm... Pi?  Probably not.
	
 
		
		
Teppy--you convinced me.  I'm going to see De-lovely tomorrow afternoon. Looking forward to escaping the heat with the oh so talented Mr. Kline.
	
 
		
		
Teppy--you convinced me. I'm going to see De-lovely tomorrow afternoon. Looking forward to escaping the heat with the oh so talented Mr. Kline.
I can't wait to hear your take on it!