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DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 9:25:04 am PST #9482 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The people who seem to be most capable of opening a movie separate from their franchise - or making a franchise of their own, would be Hanks and Cruise. Eddie Murphy used to be in that elite. As did Arnold and Harrison Ford.

And Julia Roberts has famously been the only female star in Hollywood for a while now. People (apparently) go to her movies for their Julia fix.

I think Nicole Kidman is moving into that realm, but she couldn't pull an audience for Stepford Wives or Birth.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 9:25:16 am PST #9483 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If you watched it for your Mike Meyers fix, you're likely to be more disappointed than if you watched it for Murphy.

But you've already paid your $10.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 9:27:25 am PST #9484 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But you've already paid your $10.

Unless you already know something about it before you buy a ticket.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 9:27:27 am PST #9485 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

or making a franchise of their own, would be Hanks and Cruise.

I repeat, Carrey.


Sean K - Feb 28, 2005 9:27:49 am PST #9486 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The people who seem to be most capable of opening a movie separate from their franchise - or making a franchise of their own, would be Hanks and Cruise.

And Julia Roberts has famously been the only female star in Hollywood for a while now.

It really is a very short list.


Sean K - Feb 28, 2005 9:28:54 am PST #9487 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I repeat, Carrey.

Yeah, Carrey is on the list, too.


Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 9:30:13 am PST #9488 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

It really is a very short list.

So Chris Rock is right: four stars.


Scrappy - Feb 28, 2005 9:30:34 am PST #9489 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Bruce Willis and Arnie used to be there.


Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 9:30:54 am PST #9490 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

It's a little depressing, isn't it? Someone wake me when the only 4 real stars in Hollywood aren't 4 people who 9 times out of 10 make me run screaming from the theatre.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 9:31:21 am PST #9491 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And Julia Roberts has famously been the only female star in Hollywood for a while now.

Poor Meg.