I repeat, Carrey.
Yeah, Carrey is on the list, too.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
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Sean K - Feb 28, 2005 9:28:54 am PST #9487 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 9:30:13 am PST #9488 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
It really is a very short list.
So Chris Rock is right: four stars.
Scrappy - Feb 28, 2005 9:30:34 am PST #9489 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Bruce Willis and Arnie used to be there.
Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 9:30:54 am PST #9490 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
It's a little depressing, isn't it? Someone wake me when the only 4 real stars in Hollywood aren't 4 people who 9 times out of 10 make me run screaming from the theatre.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 9:31:21 am PST #9491 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And Julia Roberts has famously been the only female star in Hollywood for a while now.
Poor Meg.
Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 9:32:33 am PST #9492 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Meg has the Mary Pickford problem: people loved her for being cute and sweet and eventually she got tired of being cute and sweet but it was too late.
Could that sentence *be* worse without having "teh" and "OMG" in it?
Sean K - Feb 28, 2005 9:34:01 am PST #9493 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
eventually she got tired of being cute and sweet but it was too late.
Plus she joined the ranks of the Hideous Creatures That Came From Beverly Hills.
Scrappy - Feb 28, 2005 9:36:11 am PST #9494 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
But top grossing stars are often not great actors or even in great movies. I mean, who has classic film fest of the movies of Tyrone Power?
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 9:38:38 am PST #9495 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But top grossing stars are often not great actors or even in great movies. I mean, who has classic film fest of the movies of Tyrone Power?
I think that between Samuel L. Jackson, Harrison Ford, Tom Hanks, Eddie Murphy, Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis, James Earl Jones, Mel Gibson, Jim Cummings, and Gene Hackman there are hours, if not days, of viewing fun.
Lyra Jane - Feb 28, 2005 9:39:05 am PST #9496 of 10001
Up with the sun
I don't have to add Schwarzenegger because he's temporarily retired.
To me, that helps keep him on the list -- if/when he leaves elected office, his films will probably still do pretty well on the strength of his charisma. But I can understand keeping him off given that all this is hypohetical.
Someone wake me when the only 4 real stars in Hollywood aren't 4 people who 9 times out of 10 make me run screaming from the theatre.
I think some of the things that make you (and this is more a people-like-you you, than a you-individually you) want to run screaming -- the big smiles and insistence that they be lovable!, and the media overexposure -- may also be the things that help make someone a big star. So this day may never come. Sorry.
And I agree that most actors now succeed or fail on the strength of the franchise, not on their own merits.