God, I'm laughing just reading the description. I think The Pacifier has every reason to suck, but damn if it didn't crack me up. If Vin works the same sort of self-deprecating humour with a good script, it might be fun.
Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us
Saturday? You could feel indispensable.
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§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 10:46:41 am PST #9127 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Steph L. - Feb 16, 2005 10:50:11 am PST #9128 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Okay, and it's also really funny seeing a duck attacking Vin Diesel, too.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 10:50:43 am PST #9129 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ducks are comedy GOLD, man. Funniest bird ever.
Steph L. - Feb 16, 2005 10:52:19 am PST #9130 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Not Howard the Duck, though.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 10:53:00 am PST #9131 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So much squandered potential.
Let that be a note: You don't have to anthropomorphise them for humour! Then you lose the duckishness!
Jessica - Feb 16, 2005 10:54:24 am PST #9132 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Okay, and it's also really funny seeing a duck attacking Vin Diesel, too.
So basically, I'm going to see this movie whether it sucks or not?
Damn.
P.M. Marc - Feb 16, 2005 10:56:07 am PST #9133 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Shit. link to the trailer?
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 16, 2005 10:58:07 am PST #9134 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Also, as a general rule, if your movie has a duck it shouldn't have a sex scene with Lea Thompson.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 11:00:05 am PST #9135 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nutty - Feb 16, 2005 11:01:17 am PST #9136 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I am thinking, avian bestiality can be categorically ruled out of movies, even if Lea Thompson is not a participant therein. What do you say??