Okay, and it's also really funny seeing a duck attacking Vin Diesel, too.
So basically, I'm going to see this movie whether it sucks or not?
Damn.
And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?
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Jessica - Feb 16, 2005 10:54:24 am PST #9132 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
P.M. Marc - Feb 16, 2005 10:56:07 am PST #9133 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Shit. link to the trailer?
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 16, 2005 10:58:07 am PST #9134 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Also, as a general rule, if your movie has a duck it shouldn't have a sex scene with Lea Thompson.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 11:00:05 am PST #9135 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nutty - Feb 16, 2005 11:01:17 am PST #9136 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I am thinking, avian bestiality can be categorically ruled out of movies, even if Lea Thompson is not a participant therein. What do you say??
DavidS - Feb 16, 2005 11:02:30 am PST #9137 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What do you say??
I don't want to limit myself. What about Hawkgirl? Leda & the Swan? Big human/avian love scene in Birdy (the book anyway).
DXMachina - Feb 16, 2005 11:02:50 am PST #9138 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Not Howard the Duck, though.
He was very funny in the comic, though.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 11:04:23 am PST #9139 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How about geoducks? They're kinda begging for the porn.
DavidS - Feb 16, 2005 11:05:15 am PST #9140 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
How about geoducks? They're kinda begging for the porn.
Not actually avian, despite the -duck.
Steph L. - Feb 16, 2005 11:06:56 am PST #9141 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
So basically, I'm going to see this movie whether it sucks or not?
Damn.
Shit. link to the trailer?
I know. I was really enjoying the smug superiority of my scorn at the idea, but then the trailer made me laugh my ass off. It's one of those things where it's not the funniest thing ever, and it's not even all that clever, but the *timing* is perfect. And timing is everything.