Pacifier trailer at apple.com.
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Harmony ,'Underneath'
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§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 11:00:05 am PST #9135 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nutty - Feb 16, 2005 11:01:17 am PST #9136 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I am thinking, avian bestiality can be categorically ruled out of movies, even if Lea Thompson is not a participant therein. What do you say??
DavidS - Feb 16, 2005 11:02:30 am PST #9137 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What do you say??
I don't want to limit myself. What about Hawkgirl? Leda & the Swan? Big human/avian love scene in Birdy (the book anyway).
DXMachina - Feb 16, 2005 11:02:50 am PST #9138 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Not Howard the Duck, though.
He was very funny in the comic, though.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 11:04:23 am PST #9139 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How about geoducks? They're kinda begging for the porn.
DavidS - Feb 16, 2005 11:05:15 am PST #9140 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
How about geoducks? They're kinda begging for the porn.
Not actually avian, despite the -duck.
Steph L. - Feb 16, 2005 11:06:56 am PST #9141 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
So basically, I'm going to see this movie whether it sucks or not?
Damn.
Shit. link to the trailer?
I know. I was really enjoying the smug superiority of my scorn at the idea, but then the trailer made me laugh my ass off. It's one of those things where it's not the funniest thing ever, and it's not even all that clever, but the *timing* is perfect. And timing is everything.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 11:08:35 am PST #9142 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not actually avian, despite the -duck.
I think you are limiting yourself after all. I think geoducks are just as ripe for exploitation as your average duck. The rest of the bird family is just not as rich.
Here's cute movie idea:
"Chad Schmidt" concerns an actor who moves to Los Angeles in the late 1980s to pursue his dream of movie stardom -- only to find he bears a strong resemblance to another up-and-coming actor named Brad Pitt. As Pitt's career reaches a dazzling level of fame, Schmidt becomes an uncastable joke.
Starring, they plan, Brad Pitt as Chad.
Steph L. - Feb 16, 2005 11:08:53 am PST #9143 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
How about geoducks? They're kinda begging for the porn.
Not actually avian, despite the -duck.
I think perhaps sex with a geoduck is an even squickier prospect than sex with a duck.
At least from the woman's perspective.
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 11:09:57 am PST #9144 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
At least from the woman's perspective.
Isn't it a duck that has that corkscrew penis? That's gotta be .. oh, god, just looking for adjectives is squicking me.