WTF?
Translation "Disney is crazy and is doing something wrong and stupid."
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Jessica - Feb 07, 2005 11:44:38 am PST #8923 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
DXMachina - Feb 07, 2005 11:46:43 am PST #8924 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Disney is remaking a live action version of Kiki's Delivery Service.
I've never heard of it, so it's hard to be outraged.
Connie Neil - Feb 07, 2005 11:47:32 am PST #8925 of 10001
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There's also a "Mulan II" that's gone straight to video. I think Disney these days is run by the same creatures who wrote "To Serve Man." "I don't know, Prt Grb, but if it gets the humans in the door, it's all good."
§ ita § - Feb 07, 2005 11:55:00 am PST #8926 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"So hopefully we have the spirit of the Constantinian factor," Reeves adds. "I'm always asking, 'Is that Constantinian enough?' 'I think I need more Constantine in my Constantine.'"
Say the word enough, and it loses all meaning...
Steph L. - Feb 07, 2005 11:56:44 am PST #8927 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Disney is remaking a live action version of Kiki's Delivery Service.
The hell?
JohnSweden - Feb 07, 2005 12:03:25 pm PST #8928 of 10001
I can't even.
I was prepared to give Keanu the benefit of the doubt, although yeah, someone like Clive Owen would have been much better casting, but these tidbits?
Now helmed by music video director Francis Lawrence, whose credits include the Aerosmith videos "Jaded" and "Don't Want to Miss a Thing," as well as Pink's "Just Like a Pill," Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me a River" and Britney Spear's "I'm a Slave 4 You," the film has a new look and feel.
"Constantine" is expected to fetch a PG-13 rating, therefore a lot of the darkness will likely be insinuated instead of acted out
Not very encouraging. Also, wtf?
§ ita § - Feb 07, 2005 12:06:24 pm PST #8929 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wouldn't it be funny, if it sucked and it wasn't even the casting's fault?
Wait, no, not funny.
Dammit.
INSINUATED DARKNESS????
They need a PG-15 rating, or something.
sfmarty - Feb 07, 2005 12:56:03 pm PST #8930 of 10001
Who? moi??
§ ita § - Feb 07, 2005 12:58:13 pm PST #8931 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That should probably be in the Buffy thread, marty.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 07, 2005 1:33:14 pm PST #8932 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
They need a PG-15 rating, or something.
Well, we knew it couldn't be entirely true to the source material without getting an NC-17, what with the prison rape and razor-spitting priests and cannibalism that popped up occasionally in the comics.