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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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Nutty - Jan 03, 2005 4:59:06 pm PST #7602 of 10001

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think I don't need a competitive advantage over Orlando Bloom. I promise even to take off any stompy shoes I might be wearing.

Especially if he has no forewarning of my secret plan, it should be easy to just sidle up, do the Hollywood air-kiss greeting, reach around back for a simple friendly hug -- and WHAM! Tighty-whities everywhere.

You didn't think a propensity to hugging was a liability, did you? This is why people in New England have a big personal bubble.

And the scene were Clive is barefoot...Gah! I'll be in my bunk.

Ditto.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 03, 2005 5:02:15 pm PST #7603 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think Clive's hotness might have been helped just a smidge by comparison to Jude Law at the puffiest and least charming he's ever been.

§ ita § - Jan 03, 2005 5:15:06 pm PST #7604 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, the squash court could still come in useful. Those of us interested in viewing from a remove will be suited by the spectator stands, but you won't be able to get within boxer-groping reach if you don't get yourselves away from the screaming fangirls.

Frankenbuddha - Jan 03, 2005 5:26:14 pm PST #7605 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Sister Mary Stigmata,

"We gotta go see the penguin." "Fuck that!"

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 03, 2005 8:34:01 pm PST #7606 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I love how she glides backwards and the door shuts by itself.

JohnSweden - Jan 03, 2005 11:04:56 pm PST #7607 of 10001

I can't even.

ita! I saw the novelization of the Elektra movie today in Indigo and from the cover blurb, she's totally an assassin! Now, that's probably edited out of the movie (and for that matter, the "book"), but still.

Frankenbuddha - Jan 04, 2005 2:37:00 am PST #7608 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I love how she glides backwards and the door shuts by itself.

Don't all nuns do that?

Steph L. - Jan 04, 2005 2:57:29 am PST #7609 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

I love how she glides backwards and the door shuts by itself.

Don't all nuns do that?

I went to Catholic school for 12 years, and let me tell you -- I'd be walking down a hall with no doors and no windows, and a nun would just *appear*. Poof. Nun. It was unnerving.

tommyrot - Jan 04, 2005 4:47:07 am PST #7610 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some nuns study at Hogwarts.

Volans - Jan 04, 2005 11:17:03 pm PST #7611 of 10001

move out and draw fire

As long as they sport mullets, I think Mann will be ok.

Well, the Spartans did make a point of having their hair done before major battles...

Dunno, I kind of like the idea of Thermopylae with a synth-pop 80s soundtrack. This is why I was asking about Baz Luhrmann's "Alexander" I think - I'm picturing some sort of Ziegfield Follies version. (Because I'm sick like that).

Some nuns study at Hogwarts.

Great, another reason for the religious right to ban the books. Satanistic AND Papist!

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