Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


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JZ - Dec 29, 2004 6:47:21 am PST #7447 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

My guess? He was encouraged to go OTT by the director, because, well, that's why we hired him.

Yuh, Frank, you're probably right. It just irks because everything else about the movie is so dark and lovely and right. I don't know whether the director had a brain fart, or some studio executive insisted, "But it's a holiday movie! We need Carrey! You can't cast some Masterpiece Theatre asshole the kiddies have never heard of!"

Whatever it was, it's just a shame. Everything else is so very marvelous, and he's such a blight. And, yeah, probably doing exactly what he was told to do. Shame on whoever told him. Bad filmmaker/executive/money head! No biscuit!

eta: Sigh. Robin is, again, wise -- Lord knows, Emmett loved Carrey in this, and so did every kid in the audience. But they might've also loved a more finely-tuned Carrey, or someone else altogether. We'll never know now; we're just stuck with a movie that kids love unreservedly and grown-ups love with one large reservation. Where's my unreserved love object, dammit?

Oh, hey, look, Michel Gondry!

makes out with Gondry in absentia


Sean K - Dec 29, 2004 6:50:50 am PST #7448 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think the opposite -- the director failed to reign him in,

This is what I think happened. I forget the guy's name, but I don't think the director has a lot of experience, which having experience is probably helpful when directing a movie with Jim Carrey in it.


Connie Neil - Dec 29, 2004 6:58:23 am PST #7449 of 10001
brillig

"reign him in" would be more properly said as "rein him in", as in "rein in a horse."

Forgive me, it's been making me twitchy and anxious and I just had to say it.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 29, 2004 7:10:06 am PST #7450 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think the opposite -- the director failed to reign him in,

(sorry connie, not going to correct a cut and paste quote)

Or even more likely, both. I expect that the movie executives also had a hand in it.

We're paying Jim Carrey, have him BE Jim Carrey - the kids'll eat it up.

But yeah, an inexperienced director would probably get steamrolled by Carrey.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 29, 2004 7:28:05 am PST #7451 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Who was the director who got in a fistfight with Clooney?


Frankenbuddha - Dec 29, 2004 7:30:06 am PST #7452 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Who was the director who got in a fistfight with Clooney?

David O. Russell, on THREE KINGS.


Jessica - Dec 29, 2004 12:36:10 pm PST #7453 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Biggest Movie Mistakes from 2004.


Betsy HP - Dec 29, 2004 1:11:03 pm PST #7454 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I don't see "All the haircuts in ALEXANDER".


§ ita § - Dec 29, 2004 4:19:58 pm PST #7455 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If those are the biggest, it was a good year. I'd also like to submit the posters from Alexander.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 30, 2004 6:37:03 am PST #7456 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Didn't notice Catwoman on that list either...