You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


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Sean K - Dec 29, 2004 6:50:50 am PST #7448 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think the opposite -- the director failed to reign him in,

This is what I think happened. I forget the guy's name, but I don't think the director has a lot of experience, which having experience is probably helpful when directing a movie with Jim Carrey in it.


Connie Neil - Dec 29, 2004 6:58:23 am PST #7449 of 10001
brillig

"reign him in" would be more properly said as "rein him in", as in "rein in a horse."

Forgive me, it's been making me twitchy and anxious and I just had to say it.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 29, 2004 7:10:06 am PST #7450 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think the opposite -- the director failed to reign him in,

(sorry connie, not going to correct a cut and paste quote)

Or even more likely, both. I expect that the movie executives also had a hand in it.

We're paying Jim Carrey, have him BE Jim Carrey - the kids'll eat it up.

But yeah, an inexperienced director would probably get steamrolled by Carrey.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 29, 2004 7:28:05 am PST #7451 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Who was the director who got in a fistfight with Clooney?


Frankenbuddha - Dec 29, 2004 7:30:06 am PST #7452 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Who was the director who got in a fistfight with Clooney?

David O. Russell, on THREE KINGS.


Jessica - Dec 29, 2004 12:36:10 pm PST #7453 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Biggest Movie Mistakes from 2004.


Betsy HP - Dec 29, 2004 1:11:03 pm PST #7454 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I don't see "All the haircuts in ALEXANDER".


§ ita § - Dec 29, 2004 4:19:58 pm PST #7455 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If those are the biggest, it was a good year. I'd also like to submit the posters from Alexander.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 30, 2004 6:37:03 am PST #7456 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Didn't notice Catwoman on that list either...


Lyra Jane - Dec 30, 2004 8:46:15 am PST #7457 of 10001
Up with the sun

I haven't seen Lemony Snicket (I didn't like the books, so seeing it on film is kind of a non-starter of an idea), but I have seen Carrey be quite good, in Eternal Sunshine and The Truman Show and Man on the Moon and the less extreme parts of Liar Liar. And I loved Doing Time on Maple Drive, which is a TV movie he made when he was the white guy from In Living Color, though I'm not sure how that performance would stand up were I to see it now. I'm kind of sorrry to hear he doesn't work in Lemony Snicket.

And I saw Closer yesterday, which was a very good movie. It pains me to say this, but I thought Portman was the weak link in the cast, probably because she has a decade's less experience. Clive Owens, Jude Law and, oddly enough, Julia Roberts are excellent.