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§ ita § - Dec 09, 2004 3:15:51 pm PST #6972 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I'm scared.

But that's par for the Burton/Dahl/Depp course.


tommyrot - Dec 09, 2004 4:01:00 pm PST #6973 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have no idea what to think.

Not enough Oompa Loompas.

In the trailer, at least.


beekaytee - Dec 09, 2004 4:25:30 pm PST #6974 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

His teeth look like a separate character!

To quote the trailer,"Eeew."


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2004 4:38:31 pm PST #6975 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, the pain!

Yeah, earwormed all the way to the car. Quite a long walk, considering.

Horrific.


beekaytee - Dec 09, 2004 4:50:26 pm PST #6976 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

This just in.

My new favoritest little-tiny-movie is Wilbur (Wants To Kill Himself) written and directed by the lovely Dane who brought us Italian for Beginners, my previous favoritest little-tiny-movie.

It's so sweet, so pretty and so rich with characters. Not to mention Shirley Henderson and Jamie Sives.

Sigh.


Zenkitty - Dec 09, 2004 5:07:11 pm PST #6977 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I hated the Blade movies, but I may have to see Trinity just for Ryan Reynolds. Ripped. In low-slung pants. I'm sorry, honey, were you talking?

Denis Leary should have been Constantine.

They need to do Gaiman's Sandman NOW before Johnny Depp is too old to play Dream. And while we're at it, let's cast Summer Glau as Death.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2004 5:09:30 pm PST #6978 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, we know she'd make a good Delirium. But I don't see her as Death. My death looks more like well, I'm blanking on everyone not named Lucy Liu. But that's not who I mean.


Kathy A - Dec 09, 2004 5:11:49 pm PST #6979 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I heard the tail end of a radio reviewer's opinion of the new Blade film, in which he summed up his review as such: "I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than see this thing again." I'd like to see the studio put that in its ads!


tommyrot - Dec 09, 2004 5:15:06 pm PST #6980 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than see this thing again." I'd like to see the studio put that in its ads!

"I'd rather... see this thing again."


Gris - Dec 09, 2004 5:16:47 pm PST #6981 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Or just "I'd... see this thing again."