I heard the tail end of a radio reviewer's opinion of the new Blade film, in which he summed up his review as such: "I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than see this thing again." I'd like to see the studio put that in its ads!
Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned
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Kathy A - Dec 09, 2004 5:11:49 pm PST #6979 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
tommyrot - Dec 09, 2004 5:15:06 pm PST #6980 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than see this thing again." I'd like to see the studio put that in its ads!
"I'd rather... see this thing again."
Gris - Dec 09, 2004 5:16:47 pm PST #6981 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Or just "I'd... see this thing again."
§ ita § - Dec 09, 2004 5:18:38 pm PST #6982 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"I'd ... see this ... again."
They just have to get William Shatner to voice it. It'd work.
tommyrot - Dec 09, 2004 5:18:56 pm PST #6983 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But then some people might be suspicious of the editing. Maybe: "see this."
Consuela - Dec 09, 2004 8:32:07 pm PST #6984 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I finally saw Hero. Yes, I'm behind the curve.
Wow. I think that's the most beautiful movie I've ever seen.
Wow.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 10, 2004 4:19:48 am PST #6985 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Wow. I think that's the most beautiful movie I've ever seen.
It's pretty damn stunning, isn't it?
Jim - Dec 10, 2004 4:25:23 am PST #6986 of 10001
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
Beautiful, yes. Bit fucking dull, though, eh? I mean, after the 32nd identical-but-in-different-coloured-silk slo-mo wire-ballet fight didn't you start to wish Jackie Chan would turn up and just twat one of them?
Dana - Dec 10, 2004 5:01:50 am PST #6987 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Not so much, no.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 10, 2004 5:03:27 am PST #6988 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
One person's dull is another's mesmerizing I guess.
shrugs