Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op. Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.

'Shindig'


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P.M. Marc - Dec 07, 2004 7:24:53 am PST #6823 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Probably, but it's famous cos it's the line Tarantino misquotes (as "you can ride my tail anytime") in the gay Top Gun speech in Sleep With Me.

Such a fabulous movie moment, that.

(Signed, has owned Sleep With Me on VHS and DVD, and still knows all the lines.)


Nutty - Dec 07, 2004 7:47:58 am PST #6824 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry." IJS.

I think this line has been rescued from cheesiness by the fact that it can be turned into so many different kinds of wrong. My favorite being "Love means always having to say you're sorry." Or, "Love means never having to say you look fat in that dress."


Sean K - Dec 07, 2004 7:58:34 am PST #6825 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Calli, Frank.... If they make A Lion In Winter with Pauly Shore and an Olsen twin, I'm blaming both of you.

I haven't seen the film, but I feel "They wore hats," which had me collapsing in giggles every time I saw the trailer, deserves at least an honorable mention.

Oh, Jess.... You need to see it for the BADNESS!

"I'm the king of the world" is so immediately identifiable -- I never hear it without thinking of Titanic.

Actually, even having seen Titanic several times, whenever I hear the line, I actually think of Jimmy Cagney's line in White Heat (where he plays a hard core killer), just before he EXPLODES.

(Actually, Cagney's line is "Top of the world," but both characters dedicate their declarations to their mothers. I never understood why Cameron chose to echo that particular line. I suspect he'd never seen White Heat)


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2004 8:01:50 am PST #6826 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, Jess.... You need to see it for the BADNESS!

Oh yes. So many scenes are laughable.


Anne W. - Dec 07, 2004 8:08:00 am PST #6827 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

So many scenes are laughable.

I've only seen the parody on The Simpsons. Lisa walks by a demo of the DVD's "director's commentary" function. The entire commentary is Costner saying: "I am sorry. I am so, so sorry..."


Sean K - Dec 07, 2004 8:20:47 am PST #6828 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The entire commentary is Costner saying: "I am sorry. I am so, so sorry..."

Then it turns out that it's not a commentary on the DVD, but Kevin Costner standing behind the TV.


Anne W. - Dec 07, 2004 8:22:48 am PST #6829 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Hee! I forgot that part.


Mr. Broom - Dec 07, 2004 8:24:01 am PST #6830 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Usually I'm not too intense about minutiae when casting for comic book films. I allow for liberties to be taken. I didn't expect the actor playing Wolverine to really be five-foot-three and I didn't require Wilson Fisk to be white (I did require the movie not to suck, but that's another rant entirely). However, John Constantine needs to be really sarcastic, blond (his look was modeled after Sting), and most important, English. That they couldn't be bothered to give us any of the three shows a distressing lack of intelligence. Keanu can do smoldering and that's about it.


Anne W. - Dec 07, 2004 8:27:15 am PST #6831 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I still think Callum Keith Rennie would have been a perfect Constantine.


§ ita § - Dec 07, 2004 8:27:21 am PST #6832 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I could have handled a blisteringly sarcastic and intelligent brunet American Constantine. It would be not right, but workable.

This solution? Man, I'd rather see Paul Walker play Constantine than Keanu. Keanu is so all or nothing, and often nothing.