Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

Mal ,'The Train Job'


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tommyrot - Nov 29, 2004 9:46:35 am PST #6398 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oopsie! Well, I think I'll leave it as is, just for the hell of it....


DXMachina - Nov 29, 2004 9:48:05 am PST #6399 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Kink Kong

So, in this version Kong and the girl do it?

I'm King Kong and I'm ten feet long...


Nutty - Nov 29, 2004 10:05:48 am PST #6400 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

How do porcupines have sex? Very carefully.

As opposed to dogs and rabbits in the selfsame footage, who argue over which end is which, after the sex has already started. Very glad to be a higher form of life, at times like those.


Gandalfe - Nov 29, 2004 10:07:08 am PST #6401 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame . . . .


sumi - Nov 29, 2004 10:28:33 am PST #6402 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Found this on Scifi:

Navi Rawat will star in the Wes Craven-produced Project Greenlight monster movie Feast with Balthazar Getty, Krista Allen, Henry Rollins and Jason Mewes, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The horror film centers on a group of people locked in a bar who are forced to fight monsters.


§ ita § - Nov 29, 2004 10:30:46 am PST #6403 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jason Mewes? What sort of a messed up world is that?

Note to actors: If your co-stars are Jason Mewes and Krista Allen, and the script doesn't reek of irony? Be vewwy vewwy careful.


Sean K - Nov 29, 2004 10:35:18 am PST #6404 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I saw Saw last night. It was creepy and messed up. Also, when Carey Elwes is not in Princess Bride or Robin Hood: Men In Tights, he's not a very good actor.

All in all, the story was well crafted and well thought out, but I'm not entirely certain that it was, in the end, good.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 29, 2004 10:35:23 am PST #6405 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Note to actors: If your co-stars are Jason Mewes and Krista Allen, and the script doesn't reek of irony? Be vewwy vewwy careful.

Might be worth it to see Hammerin' Hank and Jay interacting, though.

edited to make it clear what I was responding to


Beverly - Nov 29, 2004 10:37:22 am PST #6406 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

when Carey Elwes is not in Princess Bride or Robin Hood: Men In Tights, he's not a very good actor.

I thought he did okay in Kiss the Girls.


Rick - Nov 29, 2004 10:39:55 am PST #6407 of 10001

UI Bloomington

Ahem. IU Bloomington. They're very picky about that, but I don't know why.