A visit to the set of Peter Jackson's Kink Kong
"To live the rest of your life trying to top 'Lord of the Rings' would be a foolish and unsatisfying thing to do. So you set your sights on making a thoroughly entertaining movie so that people are not disappointed. It is highly unlikely 'King Kong' will ever make more money than 'Lord of the Rings'."
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Andy Serkis, whose acting was the basis for the digital Gollum, will "play" Kong
Some of the details might be spoilers? I haven't seen the original in ages.
Oopsie! Well, I think I'll leave it as is, just for the hell of it....
Kink Kong
So, in this version Kong and the girl do it?
I'm King Kong and I'm ten feet long...
How do porcupines have sex? Very carefully.
As opposed to dogs and rabbits in the selfsame footage, who argue over which end is which, after the sex has already started. Very glad to be a higher form of life, at times like those.
Whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame . . . .
Jason Mewes? What sort of a messed up world is that?
Note to actors: If your co-stars are Jason Mewes
and
Krista Allen, and the script doesn't reek of irony? Be vewwy vewwy careful.
I saw Saw last night. It was creepy and messed up. Also, when Carey Elwes is not in Princess Bride or Robin Hood: Men In Tights, he's not a very good actor.
All in all, the story was well crafted and well thought out, but I'm not entirely certain that it was, in the end, good.
Note to actors: If your co-stars are Jason Mewes and Krista Allen, and the script doesn't reek of irony? Be vewwy vewwy careful.
Might be worth it to see Hammerin' Hank and Jay interacting, though.
edited to make it clear what I was responding to