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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Kalshane - Nov 19, 2004 10:27:03 pm PST #6061 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I think you have to watch it, embracing the cheese, and that's when you realize that the cast and crew are embracing the cheese as well. Because it is cheesy. So cheesy it's silly. It's a silly, cheesy, funny movie.

See, I never got this. It felt like the cast and crew were trying to present a relatively serious action movie and failing horribly. If they were embracing the cheese, they were doing a good job of hiding it from me. Perhaps they were brushing a little to close too the cheese while passing it in the hall, occaisionally daring to share a brief touch when alone in a shadowed alcove, but they certainly weren't doing it shamelessly for all to see.


alienprayer - Nov 20, 2004 2:04:23 am PST #6062 of 10001
Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce

Up next for Somers (Van Helsing director) and his production company - Flash Gordan.

So maybe Van Helsing was a dry run, as without Queen they are in for trouble.


Gris - Nov 20, 2004 3:06:24 am PST #6063 of 10001
Hey. New board.

The following review of Alexander, by one kevinsworld25, is an excellent example of why reading the IMDB user comments is so entertaining.

This is the most beautiful film ever! If you enjoyed TROY, this is like a million times better. With much better acting especially from Jolie as Alexander's mother, I was surprised how good this film was after reading the negative reviews. Perhaps some people are just homophobic and hated the movie because of Alexander's sexuality. It was that bad. It was the best film ever. I's a war drama with great fight scenes and acting. I found the acting inspirational and only showed the talent each of the actors/ actress's carried.

Overall, I would say that this is now one of my most favorite films ever seen.

Isn't it encouraging? Don't you just want to see the heck out of this movie now?


Anne W. - Nov 20, 2004 3:17:57 am PST #6064 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

It felt like the cast and crew were trying to present a relatively serious action movie and failing horribly.

That's how I felt. Parts of it were enjoyable, but on the whole, I was embarrassed for the movie. We did have fun snarking at it, though.


§ ita § - Nov 20, 2004 4:47:20 am PST #6065 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It felt like the cast and crew were trying to present a relatively serious action movie and failing horribly.

Based on what I knew before the movie started, I knew it wasn't supposed to be serious. I'm not sure precisely where I picked that up. Seeing as I was on the riff-tip already, scenes like the 007-homage fit very neatly into my expectations.

Alibelle, I don't remember shushing you, and I apologise. I was probably just concerned about hearing what was next.


Steph L. - Nov 20, 2004 9:29:03 am PST #6066 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

FYI: deepdiscountdvd.com is having a 20% off sale, ending tomorrow. The discount code is NYTIMES.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 20, 2004 10:08:27 am PST #6067 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Why did no one warn me that this movie was so, so awful?

I distinctly remember saying at the time that anyone who doesn't like bad movies should pay matinee price and leave as soon as the film changes from black & white to color. MST3K fans, however, were best served by watching the whole thing in an audience that wouldn't mind their snarky comments.


Vonnie K - Nov 20, 2004 12:21:48 pm PST #6068 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Just came back from seeing "Finding Neverland". That's the most I cried in the theater since "Return of the King". Some of it felt awfully manipulative, but I bawled anyway. The young actor who played Peter (one of the boys of Kate Winslet's character, not the Peter in the play) was just extraordinary. He matched Johnny Depp every step of the way, and he couldn't have been more than 8 or 9 when they filmed this.

This is the first time I've noticed this, but Johnny Depp has obscenely long lashes.


Lee - Nov 20, 2004 12:29:41 pm PST #6069 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Vonnie, the new People has an article about Depp, and it mentions that Depp was so impressed with the kid that now the kid is playing Charlie in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.


Calli - Nov 20, 2004 4:01:59 pm PST #6070 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

This reminds me, I've been thinking of spending the next lazy rainy weekend watching a Van Helsing and Underworld double feature. I think they would go well together.