Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 27, 2004 4:51:39 pm PDT #5281 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Plus, he was an inveterate skirt-chaser (both on-screen and off).

So was Chico (and probably the rest of them). Dick Cavett told a hilarious story about Chico and Tallulah Bankhead meeting for the first time at a party, and everyone was worried because Tallulah was carried herself so regally (although, as the LIFEBOAT cast found out, fond of going commando) and Chico was supposed to be rather crude about his affections/intentions. Apparently, they carried on a very polite, civilized conversation at the end of which Chico came out with basically "I'd really like to fuck you."

To which Tallulah was quoted in reply as saying "And so you shall, you old-fashioned boy."


Sue - Oct 27, 2004 5:53:43 pm PDT #5282 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I only watch the Marx Bros.(and Pink Panther movies) with my dad. I'm never quite sure if I'm laughing at the movies, or at my dad totally losing it.


Kathy A - Oct 27, 2004 9:35:18 pm PDT #5283 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Pink Panther movies!!

"Does your dog bite?"


Beverly - Oct 27, 2004 9:53:47 pm PDT #5284 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Ow! You said your dog didn't bite!

"Thet's nut mai dug."


Gris - Oct 28, 2004 12:07:41 am PDT #5285 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I think the Donnie Darko essay-writing guy got Donnie confused with, say, every het male or lesbian audience member. Cuz Maggie Gyllenhaal is HAWT.


Lyra Jane - Oct 28, 2004 5:06:23 am PDT #5286 of 10001
Up with the sun

Did he assume that bickering siblings wouldn't use the word "fuck" in an argument unless they secretly wanted to? Calling Dr. Freud...

I think that was a big part of it. Also he thought Donnie's obsession with Frank was a result of his obsession with Elizabeth and her sex life. Oh, and he read it into the part where Donnie says he thinks Christina Applegate is hot, because her character was a big sister.

It was a very strange thesis.


Alicia K - Oct 28, 2004 6:07:50 am PDT #5287 of 10001
Uncertainty could be our guiding light.

A page or so late, but speaking of Ed Wood and his long-lost film, I watched Ed Wood last week and laughed really hard when they were reading the review of his play, and Sarah Jessica Parker asked, "Do I really look like a horse?"

Yes. Yes, sweetheart, you do.


Sean K - Oct 28, 2004 6:14:50 am PDT #5288 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It was a very strange thesis.

Okay, I'm reading this thing, and it's really bugging the crap out of me. He dismisses the director's explanations fo the events of the movie out of hand. Like, "Eh, whatever. That guy doesn't know what he's talking about ."

WTF?????

Plus he includes Citizen Kane in a list of movies (like Fight Club and Jacob's Ladder) that exist entirely in the main character's head.

Ummm..... I thought the whole point of Citizen Kane is that the one place we never get a look at is inside Kane's head.


Sean K - Oct 28, 2004 6:18:00 am PDT #5289 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Another line from the idiotic essay:

(Aside: on the original DVD commentary, director Richard Kelly remarks how special it was to have Jake's real-life sister in the role. Why? He doesn't say.

Um, possibly because real life brother and sister play more convincing brother and sister, who have an actual family resemblance?

But it does add a little extra-forbidden sexual tension to the film.)

Except for the part where it doesn't, because they're actually brother and sister, and give off no sexual tension or chemistry at all?

Perhaps this guy actually wants to sleep with his own sister.


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2004 6:20:00 am PDT #5290 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Perhaps this guy actually wants to sleep with his own sister.

We should warn her.