There's no actual plastic surgery involved, right?
Right. But sometime's there's sex.
Don't I get a cookie?
Spike ,'Never Leave Me'
Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned
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tommyrot - Oct 20, 2004 11:41:47 am PDT #4952 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Betsy HP - Oct 20, 2004 11:42:06 am PDT #4953 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
blue and furry?
Fuzzy and blue... me know me fuzzy and blue... oh, oh, oh, don't you wish you.... were fuzzy and blue?
sumi - Oct 20, 2004 11:42:27 am PDT #4954 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
tommyrot -- did you ever hear the TAL where Ira takes a medieval lit professor from the UoC to Medieval Times?
It's very good.
Jon B. - Oct 20, 2004 11:42:43 am PDT #4955 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Please tell me it's not interspecies sex...
Miracleman - Oct 20, 2004 11:43:01 am PDT #4956 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The Medieval Times Battle Scene was funny. But, to me, the rest of the movie was so atrociously horrible that even the Star Trek Fight Song could not save it.
And I'm a sucker for Star Trek jokes.
Dana - Oct 20, 2004 11:43:45 am PDT #4957 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I don't think I've ever sat through the whole thing, so that may have helped.
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2004 11:43:55 am PDT #4958 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Oct 20, 2004 11:44:56 am PDT #4959 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm not sure I've ever laughed harder at anything than the battle scene at Medieval Times.
The outtakes from this were even better. It's just Jim Carrey jumping around screaming "Smite him! Smite him in the head!"
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2004 11:45:08 am PDT #4960 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot -- did you ever hear the TAL where Ira takes a medieval lit professor from the UoC to Medieval Times?
Oooh, that sounds good. I gotta hear that. (Is it available online?)
JohnSweden - Oct 20, 2004 11:47:00 am PDT #4961 of 10001
I can't even.
Please tell me it's not interspecies sex...
Dude, it is totally [anthropomorphic] interspecies sex. Sorry.