I'm not sure I've ever laughed harder at anything than the battle scene at Medieval Times.
The outtakes from this were even better. It's just Jim Carrey jumping around screaming "Smite him! Smite him in the head!"
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
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Jessica - Oct 20, 2004 11:44:56 am PDT #4959 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2004 11:45:08 am PDT #4960 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot -- did you ever hear the TAL where Ira takes a medieval lit professor from the UoC to Medieval Times?
Oooh, that sounds good. I gotta hear that. (Is it available online?)
JohnSweden - Oct 20, 2004 11:47:00 am PDT #4961 of 10001
I can't even.
Please tell me it's not interspecies sex...
Dude, it is totally [anthropomorphic] interspecies sex. Sorry.
§ ita § - Oct 20, 2004 11:47:10 am PDT #4962 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Websense won't let me check -- what's the diff between a plushie and a furry?
Do they both yiff?
I am sad that Nightcrawler wasn't furry in X2. I may have tendencies. It seemed so harmless and farfetched, but the Internets are nothing if not a good indicator that any idea you can have? Someone's acting it out, and liking it.
Jon B. - Oct 20, 2004 11:48:05 am PDT #4963 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
It's definitely available online. I made a copy for the FAQ girl. Lemme search for it...
Jon B. - Oct 20, 2004 11:51:09 am PDT #4964 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Here we go: This American Life: Simulated Worlds.
Dude, it is totally [anthropomorphic] interspecies sex.
I meant real live sex. I assume by your use of "anthropomorphic" that it's not that.
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2004 11:52:37 am PDT #4965 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Thanks Jon.
§ ita § - Oct 20, 2004 11:53:58 am PDT #4966 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I meant real live sex
Like ejaculation real live?
See -- yiffing.
Jars - Oct 20, 2004 11:57:30 am PDT #4967 of 10001
ita, I was once told that furries like dressing up as animals, whereas plushies prefer the company of actual soft toys.
Whether that's acurate or not, I couldn't say.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 20, 2004 11:59:16 am PDT #4968 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Not an expert (thank God!), but I also had the impression that with plushies there was only one actual living human being involved in the goings-on.