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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Sue - Sep 10, 2004 7:19:08 am PDT #3775 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Well, if they have taken it out and aren't going to put it back in, I for one, am going to start a movement to have it replaced with the song from "Fraggle Rock."

Dance your cares away! clap, clap! Worry's for another day!

The Jub-jub song always morphs into the Fraggle Rock song at some point...


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 10, 2004 7:35:19 am PDT #3776 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Have there been any positive elements inserted into the original SW movies by Lame!George's tinkering? I'm only remembering the bad, because I'm invested in the originals (well, not yub yub).

I thought the new SFX of the Death Star explosion were pretty neat.


Volans - Sep 10, 2004 7:36:25 am PDT #3777 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I like the scene added to SW 1 with Han Solo talking to Jabba and climbing on his tail.

I liked this also, but mostly because I'd seen it somewhere before, either in the comic books or maybe some TV special (like the Biggs Darklighter scene), back before TESB came out. Jabba was a white guy in a fur poncho, but otherwise it was the same scene.

Wow...I didn't even know they'd taken the yub-nub song out, since I only watched the "extended/director's/re-imagined" version once.


Hayden - Sep 10, 2004 7:39:36 am PDT #3778 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

It was kinda lame that they digitally modified the Death Star's destructo ray into a giant walkie-talkie, though.


Nutty - Sep 10, 2004 7:41:50 am PDT #3779 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I like the scene added to SW 1 with Han Solo talking to Jabba and climbing on his tail.

I disliked it for the reason Hayden cites, but also, it doesn't look like Jabba the Hutt. I saw that movie, and I remember what he looks like, and that isn't it. It is sort of like having a cardboard cutout of an actor and pretending it is the real thing. Also, dude can move? What is the point of making him freakishly corpulent and self-indulgent, then?

Also also, it's supposed to be shocking when he's revealed in the yucky flesh in movie #3. If we know he's basically just Cookie Monster with the color on the fritz, he is not nearly so shocking.

It's the sort of change one makes because one can, and not because the story needs it, and therefore Lucas needs to STOP TINKERING.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 10, 2004 7:42:40 am PDT #3780 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It was kinda lame that they digitally modified the Death Star's destructo ray into a giant walkie-talkie, though.

Hmmm, not remembering that one... maybe I was still blind with rage over Greedo shooting first and missed it?


Hayden - Sep 10, 2004 7:43:32 am PDT #3781 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

It's the sort of change one makes because one can, and not because the story needs it, and therefore Lucas needs to STOP TINKERING.

Damn straight.

Hmmm, not remembering that one... maybe I was still blind with rage over Greedo shooting first and missed it?

Psst, Matt. It's a stolen South Park joke.


Volans - Sep 10, 2004 7:55:53 am PDT #3782 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I kind of liked the new Mos Eisley also. But that's about it for good things to say.


Betsy HP - Sep 10, 2004 7:58:15 am PDT #3783 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

If we know he's basically just Cookie Monster with the color on the fritz, he is not nearly so shocking.

LEIA! Me want LEIA! t crunch crunch crunch gobble gobble gobble Mmmmmm. Me want more LEIA!

He actually looks more like Snuffleupagus.


JohnSweden - Sep 10, 2004 8:01:15 am PDT #3784 of 10001
I can't even.

it's supposed to be shocking when he's revealed in the yucky flesh in movie #3.

With this, and issues like Greedo shooting first and Han losing motivation to get off Tattooine, it is like Lucas is losing track of his own storytelling imperatives. I mean, to me, he's saying "I already said that, let's move on", when the things he is changing are important to the original narrative. The pieces don't fit together as well. Jazzing up the CGI a bit doesn't bug me as much, although I think it is unnecessary. SW will always be a movie from 1977. You can't make it into the Matrix with a few touched up special effects.