Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.

Xander ,'Touched'


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JZ - Jul 13, 2004 8:03:12 am PDT #375 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Michael Madsen's the same way. In Free Willy, I spent the whole movie waiting for his utterly harmless dad character to freak out, cut somebody's ear off, and pour gasoline all over them.

Heh. I am the anti-Sean. I had never heard of Michael Madsen before Thelma and Louise, so I spend the entire duration of practically every other film he's ever done (never saw Free Willy, but now I'm thinking I might) in a state of appalled, heartbroken disbelief at the horrible things the evil screenwriter and director are forcing Louise's flawed but deeply loveable Ole Jimmie to do.


Jessica - Jul 13, 2004 8:03:25 am PDT #376 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I assure that MM and I were the original founders of the Institute for the Study of Temporal Inconsistancies in the Back to the Future Movies.

DUDE! I should totally join.

I think ita just resigned her position as Argue Girl.


Lilty Cash - Jul 13, 2004 8:04:49 am PDT #377 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

No really. I assure you that MM and I were the original founders of the Institute for the Study of Temporal Inconsistancies in the Back to the Future Movies.

I can't say how much I'd have liked to have been in that room. The funny thing is, I go into a Glory/Ben sort of forgetfulness every time I try to remember our theories. I can never remember what is wrong with it until I have the discussion with my brother again!


Miracleman - Jul 13, 2004 8:05:46 am PDT #378 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Right, it's II that's back in the old west, and where the forgot a delorean that might have provided extra parts and gas.

No, it's III in the old West, crazy man.

We may have to revoke your chair in the Institute.


Nutty - Jul 13, 2004 8:06:52 am PDT #379 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Michael Madsen narrates the Animal Precinct (New York) show on Animal Planet. I feel perversely comforted knowing that the narrator is going to take those animal neglecters out behind the building and smack them really hard.

YOU! paff DO NOT! paff TIE YOUR DOG TO A HOT RADIATOR! paff WISE UP YOU HEARTLESS TWIT! paff ... I got my eye on you from now on, buddy. Fido and I are real close friends. You mess with Fido, you answer to me.


Lilty Cash - Jul 13, 2004 8:07:38 am PDT #380 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

No, it's III in the old West, crazy man.

Even I knew that. II had the hoverboards.

BTW, when I was a kid, we kept hearing that hoverboards were coming out any day.

I want my hoverboard, dammit!


Sean K - Jul 13, 2004 8:08:35 am PDT #381 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

DUDE! I should totally join.

I imagine with the proper presentation, we could get you installed on the Board of Directors with us.

I think ita just resigned her position as Argue Girl.

Yeah, ita.... You feeling okay?


Aims - Jul 13, 2004 8:09:04 am PDT #382 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Saw Spidey 2.

I'll be in my bunk.

James Franco?

The whole damned movie. It has now become my all-time favorite comic book movie EVER, I love all things Spider-Man. I love that Marvel doesn't totally fuck it's comics in order to get a movie made. I love that Marvel isn't owned by Sony Columbia so they are allowed to keep the comics integrity and spirit so that they make a kick-ass movie with great villians and characterization and depth and GOOD action and no scenery chewing or horrid accents and I just love it love it love it and want to have it's little spider babies.

I could be like Charlotte.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 13, 2004 8:09:20 am PDT #383 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

But, like, who designed this system, where a guy who has a brief murderous thought goes into Zombie Therapy, and someone like Ken Lay isn't even on the radar?

I think you just answered your own question there.


Sean K - Jul 13, 2004 8:11:36 am PDT #384 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

No, it's III in the old West, crazy man.

Aw, hell. That was a friggin' typo. It's still early for me.

Michael Madsen narrates the Animal Precinct (New York) show on Animal Planet. I feel perversely comforted knowing that the narrator is going to take those animal neglecters out behind the building and smack them really hard.

YES!!! I've watched that too, and been comforted knowing Madsen would go all Mr. Blond on their asses, if he could.