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tommyrot - Jul 09, 2004 1:14:14 pm PDT #28 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I apologize if this has been posted before...

...but Star Trek XI is going to be pre-TOS, about the first Human/Romulan war that led to the formation of the Federation.

Reportedly.


§ ita § - Jul 09, 2004 1:14:49 pm PDT #29 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

it was the least of the Arthur movies.

Worse than First Knight?

That's a lot of damnation.

But I'm seeing it tonight anyway.


Hayden - Jul 09, 2004 1:18:27 pm PDT #30 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Worse than Arthur 2: On The Rocks? 'Cause that movie was known to blind the unsuspecting.


Miracleman - Jul 09, 2004 1:18:48 pm PDT #31 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Worse than First Knight?

That's a lot of damnation.

There is nothing worse than First Knight.


§ ita § - Jul 09, 2004 1:20:08 pm PDT #32 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There is nothing worse than First Knight.

Yup. Even the porn ripoff (Fist Night) is far superior.


Hayden - Jul 09, 2004 1:21:17 pm PDT #33 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Maybe y'all didn't see Arthur 2: On the Rocks. Or perhaps you're using vision-assistance computers.


§ ita § - Jul 09, 2004 1:22:35 pm PDT #34 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe y'all didn't see Arthur 2: On the Rocks. Or perhaps you're using vision-assistance computers.

You're one of those tinfoil hatters, aren't you?

I bet you think there was a Highlander 2.


Hayden - Jul 09, 2004 1:25:05 pm PDT #35 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

You're one of those tinfoil hatters, aren't you?

I bet you think there was a Highlander 2.

The voices in my head say that there was, but I think they're working for the CIA or FDA.


P.M. Marc - Jul 09, 2004 1:32:50 pm PDT #36 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I think I own First Knight.

Err. For someone's bit part, so hush.

Gary OLDMAN is James Gordon? How did I miss that? They should switch him with Caine.

They've managed to make him look perfect for it, and at 46, he's about the right age for the part.


Aims - Jul 09, 2004 1:32:54 pm PDT #37 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And there's NOT a new Highlander movie in 2005. Nope, nuh-uh.