I don't think even Austin Powers would touch, "Tonight you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"
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Run. Away. Quickly.
I sort of suspect that, when in 50 years people are writing the pop history of 1987-1997 movies, they will be writing a lot about Tom Cruise and Julia Roberts. Not because they made good movies, but because they made popular movies, and led the charge up the salary slope.
I mean, Routledge and AFI will not be publishing those histories. But People Magazine? The 50 years from now equivalent of Leonard Maltin?
I don't think even Austin Powers would touch, "Tonight you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"
I suppose a Klingon might. If he was especially pervy.
"Z-man! You're a chick!"
I suppose a Klingon might. If he was especially pervy.
Oh great, now I'm seeing Worf saying that line. Pass the brain bleach, please.
Something to please the movie fans and lovers of gerunds:
McSweeney's offers a list of "gerunded" movie titles (like "Gleaming the Cube"), un-gerunded.
John Malkovich Has Been Been
Bwah!
Oh great, now I'm seeing Worf saying that line. Pass the brain bleach, please.
Imagine him saying it while wearing Scorpius' outfit.
I Drove That Old Bitch Miss Daisy
Cracks me up.
Imagine him saying it while wearing Scorpius' outfit.
No, Superwoman!